Not guilty.

Have you ever heard something in your house when no one was home?

guilty all the time

Have u ever thought u saw some thing out side a window but then saw it was just a tree?

Guilty.

Have you ever done a BIG school project at the last minute?

not guilty haha

Have you ever stayed up so late that u almost slept through school?

Not guilty, but i almost slept through the entire day. (it was summer XD)

Have you ever made 34 pizza rolls? (im hungry @_@)

not guilty lol

Have you ever ate a whole pizza then half of another one by ur self?!?( aww now im hungry lol)

Not guilty, but I was close.

Have you ever hated when people used words they don't know the definition of?

Zodiacal.
Guilty.

Have you ever participated in punch a noob day? If not, how about hug a noob day?

Not guilty! But I need to hug a noob! *hugs Witchdawkta* :D

Have you ever gotten spared in one of the EITC Black Guard GM's massacres, even though you were right next to them? (guilty. He was like "Davy, you were spared." o.o)

not guilty

have you ever realized that the definition of awesome was rly godly? (my dad told me ._.)

*OM NOM NOMS DAVY*

Not guilty, I thought it meant "inspiring awe".
Ever died?

Guilty! (my friends cat is evil o_o)

have you ever died then ate your own pizza in your dreams? (:D yayz for not making sense)

Absolutely guilty.

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, dead?

Guilty, everyday. The shmoop is the bad part...

Ever epically FAILED?

Guilty, every day.

Ever epically WINNED?

Yes, but I believe it should be WON. (demonstrating your fail skills...)

Ever been into space? (inner space)

uh... im just gonna say guilty :D

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died?

Guilty! I do that every morning on the way to school!

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow?

Pssh, thats on my to do list every friday :P so guilty

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land?

I do that every weekday to pass the time.

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball?

Guilty, right after I do my laundry!

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham?

Pssh guilty all the time! my ham is super tasty liquefied :P

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals?

Guilty I think... I need to double check.

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN?!

No. Definitely a no.

Have you ever returned to this game and found some pretty weird questions?

Pssh, not guilty. I do these every thursday. :P

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana? XD

No.

Do you ever question your own sanity?

Guilt is all around us....

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana and throw rabid taccos at an aardvark?

Not guilty, again.

Have you ever questioned the sanity of your friends?

Guilty. Like everyone is this forum?

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana and throw rabid taccos at an aardvark that was mutated to have sniper rifles for arms and perfect aim and shoots you in the face repeatedly?

Not guilty.

Have you ever not continued a never ending sentence to frustrate others?

Pssh, not guilty, who gets frustrated over that? :p

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana and throw rabid taccos at an aardvark that was mutated to have sniper rifles for arms and perfect aim and shoots you in the face repeatedly before falling into a large hole while a really hairy guy yells "THIS... IS.... SPARTA!!!" and find your old friend Jose and the two of you escape by riding the super pony while eating a grilled tuna sandwich with a crab named oswald on your shoulder?

Not guilty.

Have you ever banned 100 times in one day?

not guilty, school is overrated -_-

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana and throw rabid taccos at an aardvark that was mutated to have sniper rifles for arms and perfect aim and shoots you in the face repeatedly before falling into a large hole while a really hairy guy yells "THIS... IS.... SPARTA!!!" and find your old friend Jose and the two of you escape by riding the super pony while eating a grilled tuna sandwich with a crab named oswald on your shoulder and the dude with the hair spray called ur name and u was like 'WHAT??" and then the lama went BOOM?

I sure hope not guilty.

Have you ever done the uhh.... guhh... umm... yea.

No... hmm... whuhh.. ??.. kinda... idk.

Have you ever been confused by Davy's lack of specificness?

not guilty. how can you not understand that? he is clearly asking you if you rode a pony on mars, DUH

Have you ever... uhhhhh....... POKE! :D :degen:

Guilty, very, very, VERY guilty.

Have you ever banned yourself?

Jack Shipsteel -BANNED-

Aye, once, in the old ban forum. Go look. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Have you ever listened to The Crystal Method and their somewhat disturbing music?

Not guilty.

Have you ever fell for a joke during April Fool's Day?

Probably guilty.

Have you ever had your game system freeze up, and then you slap it and it starts working again? (My brother is guilty. Our PS2 froze up, he slapped it a few times, and it was working fine. O.o)

Guilty, hehe.

Have you ever gotten the, dun-dun-dun.. Red Ring of Death?

Can we get this back on track? Anyway red ring of death? Uhhh, not that I know of..... depending on what you mean.

Have you ever made a bad pun at a horrible time?

Guilty.

I meant a 360 hardware malfunction, that causes your 360's power button to flash red.

Have you ever been misunderstood?

Guilty.

Have you ever posted a thread that failed?

Not guilty.

Have you ever posted a thread that suceeded greatly?

Depends, define greatly. I'll say yes.

Have you ever eaten something because you were hungry that you hated?

Not guilty, but would do it.

Have you ever posted on a dozen plus activties and had them be the latest post for 5 minutes?

Guilty, really late one night with nobody else online.

Have you ever stayed up all night and ending up going to sleep after 7:00 AM?

Not guilty.

Have you ever fallen asleep at the keyboard?

Guilty.

Have you ever fallen asleep in your food?

Not guilty.

Have you ever messed up and banned in the rum game?

Not guilty, but WDD banned in the avie game XD

Have you ever eaten teh ponies with magical rainbow socks?

not guily

u thinking of opening this legendary weapon only chest?:icon_treasure_chest

Pssh! DUH! as long as i don get the same legendary weapon i already have

Now just because i cant think of anything else im gonna ask this again.

Have you ever eaten teh ponies with magical rainbow socks?

Not guilty.

Have you ever asked the same question on this game more than once?

Not guilty.

Have you ever asked a stupid question?

Guilty.

Have you ever asked a question you thought was smart but was very, very dumb?

Guilty :P

Have you ever eaten teh ponies with magical rainbow socks? :spam: :D

not guilty


u want to get a legend weapon? (like right NOW)

guilty...

Have you ever gotten sunk by a noob ship?

Probably guilty...

Have you ever had max people on your ship, and gone on a mad rampage sinking ships? (guilty. so fun!)

Guilty, helped me afford my down payment on me war frigate!

Have you ever had one of your ships syuck at sea, when you weren't on it?

Guilty

Have you ever eaten teh ponies with magical rainbow socks? :schilder117:

Not guilty.

Have you ever been buddies with Spam?

not guilty i have never been friends with canned ham

have you ever started a guild that got up to 500 people but were all inactive.

not guilty.

have you ever experienced your ship being sunk?

Ha! Your asking the king of sinking! Not a title to be proud-of, but still a title!

Have you ever sailed on one of the Ship of the Lines on test while they were out?

not guilty.

have you ever been defeated by that red ghost thing on raven's cove?

Guilty. Too guilty.

Have you ever defeated said ghosty?

guilty ( if by said u mean sad & by sad u mean rage )

Have u ever posted on the forums?

Not guilty. -tries to keep straight face- Guilty....

Have you ever asked messed up questions on this forum?

guilty, check above posts.

I'm bringing it back...

Have you ever died, then ate your own pizza in your dreams, then woken up to find yourself in a puddle of shmoop, then swallowed that taco that was made of sausages then died, and then fallen asleep in your death only to not wake up to find yourself licking your elbow with cranberry sauce on it so you could follow that poodle to the world of shmob also known as Disney Land and assassinated Mickey Mouse from half a mile away with a baseball only to find yourself in Space Mountain with a bottle of liquefied ham, only to drink it and find a chicken nugget with peas and beans with chocolate mushrooms and mermaid narwhals that love to get up on stage with Lady Gaga and sing Thriller, only doing the dance UPSIDE DOWN while riding a lama to Spain with a juice box named Phillip and a penny named tacobell with super moos flying past your head, WHILE you eat Hanna Montana and throw rabid taccos at an aardvark that was mutated to have sniper rifles for arms and perfect aim and shoots you in the face repeatedly before falling into a large hole while a really hairy guy yells "THIS... IS.... SPARTA!!!" and find your old friend Jose and the two of you escape by riding the super pony while eating a grilled tuna sandwich with a crab named oswald on your shoulder and the dude with the hair spray called ur name and u was like 'WHAT??" and then the lama went BOOM after ate cranberries and shook hands with the prime misister of mars?

not guilty
u want a ship of the line for free?

Guilty

Have you ever been on an SOTL?

not guilty



have u ever want to control jolly roger?

GUILTY x2 _______

no question fail





have u ever wanted to try and steal jack sparrow's sword

Eww no not guilty. Jack is icky.

Have you ever started cursing at tuna because they are just so dang annoying (not in game, but with your real mouth)

Not guilty, I am an expert fishermen :P

Have you ever forgotten to post a question in this game?

guilty LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

have u ever thought about being on you tube

Not guilty.

Have you ever been banned?

not guit;y



do u still want rum

Use your mind. Not that hard of an answer, we're pirates for crying out loud! xD

Have you ever boinged a GM?

Not guilty.

Have you ever asked what Boinged was and had 50 people scold you for not knowing what a boing is?

Not guilty.

Have you ever been boinged?

Not guilty.

Have you ever changed your mood to Ban-Happy?

Guilty.

Have you ever changed your mood to Shots?

(gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, *pass out*)

Not guilty.

Have you ever had to give Davy rum? And if you are Davy, have you ever given Jack rum?

Heck no! Not guilty! Until now. Please Jack, have some of this rum. I think I saw The Monster bathing in it, but oh well.

Have you ever drank rum that The Monster has come in contact with?

Guilty. Now, and once when I was in very dire need of something to quench my thirst.

Did you fall for the April Fool's post about "Cannon Swabs" last year?

When I first saw it, guilty. But then I figured it out when it said "Mr. Cannon, I would now like to approach you."

Would you like us to have Cannon Swabs in game?

Guilty! Too very guilty!

Have you ever sailed another person's War Frigate?

with or without permission?

Only sail anothers ship with their permission, never without it.

Have you ever wondered what goes through the minds of Big D when they come up with new ideas?

Guilty.

Have you ever felt so mad at Disney that you wanted to go talk to them in person?

GUILTY! (I demand more unlimited access weekends ._. lol)

Have you ever gotten so mad at D that you called the customer service number or whatever just to rant to them?

Not guilty. I'll spare them.

Have you ever stood on Abassa just to watch people yell at each other?

Rofl guilty ALL the time. It's quite entertaining actually. I go with my friends and crack up in crew chat rofl.

Have you ever gone to Abassa and declare yourself ruler and freak everyone out? (lol)

Not guilty, but I have impressed noobs with Growin' Grog!

Have you ever scared newbs with potions?

Hehe, guilty. Phantom Spirts always kills 'em xD

Have you ever eavesdropped on weird ppl on abassa with phantom spirts?

Guilty on other servers. Phantom Spirits is the best potion ever.

Do you want Davy to start another thread for this?