I ban Sven for getting older.

I ban skirata for nothing but fun.

i ban sven because dockworker fell off the bus.

I ban Charlotte for noticing those Whelps.


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I ban charlotte for ... wait you called me dockWORKer !? I ban charlotte for banning sven and saying I fell of the bus.(what bus? lol)

I ban 22 because Deaded-Flakes is part of a healthy diet... may I interest you in them?

I ban you guys because Its Ban Sven Day.

And I ban Sven for having such day.

I ban Sven to honor the tradition of Ban Sven Day

i ban sven again for sven is able to be banned

I ban Sven because I might eat some cake today.

i ban sven because now i want cake

I ban Sven for having his own Holiday.

I ban anyone participating in this "holiday" O_O

I ban Sven because I have a feeling he doesn't like his own Holiday. How weird...

I ban Sven for birthday reasons.

I ban myself for not having any of those reasons.

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i ban sven for being old

I also ban Sven for that stuff

I ban Sven for hinting weeks ago about his birthday.

i ban sven for having a "guild" full of people participating in the celebration of your Ban day

I ban Sven because Liz pointed out a weird birthday pattern to me....

I ban Sven for not showing up here to ban himself.

I ban Skirita for in my story, How Jack Came Back, he helped in bringing me back, and oddly only said a few words in the whole story. and I was having a nice time in the afterlife... I was a lvl 40... and was playing chess with Mr. Lincoln... he always wins.

i ban jack for being undeaded

I ban Davy and Jack for messing with the dead

I ban Sven for sharing a Birthday with Batman himself Adam West.

I ban skirata for the second time and for no one banning me yet.I also ban turaga nuju for not being in metru nui.

I ban Dock because you ASKED FOR IT!

I ban both because its Ban Sven Day.

I ban Sven for sharing a birthday with Jeremy Irons.

I ban you all.

I ban TSC for possibly not having enough rum.... crazy talk....

I also ban Sven for the pain and suffering of the two forgotten warriors.... LPTM & BMCT... oh and LCPB...

Edit: ha! I predicted the future

I ban Sven because I hope your having a fin birthday so far!

I ban PG because my authority over the mighty box has been taken....

I ban Sven because I hope he got a bunch presents.

I ban Sven to make sure he remembers to make a birthday wish...

I ban Sven because he better make his wish a good one.

I ban TSC because i hope sven had a ggod birthday

I ban Charlotte for miss spelling, and if that was not a typo use Allah cause you are a Korsair!


Yoda has gone crazy without the sound of explosions and the smell of gunpowder in the morning.

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I ban 22 because CCD is setting ban traps.

I ban this guy -----> http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/f...&pictureid=862 for noticing.


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I ban toanuju22 cause Ive seen that before... forgot where tho ok, just noticed who it was... I should read more

I also Ban you all for Getting through 63 pages in 20 days...

I ban Swash for speed is the way of The Ban, go young grasshopper and learn speed

I ban ban Swash for leveling to 50 while we banned here.

I ban TSC for winning 5 tournaments....

I ban TSC for having a malfunction

I second that ban.
I also ban The Dead Pool of Eds for being too parodied to go unlimited again.


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I ban 22 because I have travelled the world in search of UA Cards with no luck...

I ban The Dead Pool of Eds for swapping his eyes with this guy---\/
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I ban 22 for posting a picture of himself.

I ban TSC for not being able to use a time machine and go forward 1000 years in time.

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I ban 22 because that is not even a DeLorean.

I ban TSC for something worth scratching the hole in my sock about?

i ban deadpool for being gross.

Also banning 22 for not coming on baby matt in forever

I ban CCD for.....

I ban tsc for setting ban traps

I ban CCD for about to be falling into traps... Hey look cheese!

I ban both of you because that was no trap, I just had no reason as to why ban CCD.

I ban TSC for making me call the bomb squad for nothing...

I ban Dead.. for..

I ban Sven to take the opportuntity!

Now what idiotic phrase should I say?

I ban Dead for admitting his phrases are idiotic.

I ban Jules for (not) admitting her bans are idiotic.

I ban Sven for implying I have ever posted an idiotic ban...

I ban Jules for, if an idiotic person posts a ban, then the ban itself is idiotic. So therefor my previous reason has nothing to do with anything and we should all just carry on with out lives as we always do.

I ban Sven for.. nah that's just too easy.

I ban Svem for using big words.... DEAD SMASH!

I ban Dead for the lack of ban options.

I ban TSC for looking for options... DINNER!

I ban Dead with a very long and pointless ban because I can't ban The Clan for being a part of the Ban Unit. Poor poor Dead..

I ban Dead for being the Kraken's dinner...

I also ban this 'ban unit' :P

I ban Jules for banning us. And for being a member of The Noob Unit.

I ban, The Noob Unit, which I am not a founding member, nor a member of.

i ban sven for being an OFFICER of the noob unit

I ban Davy for I have no involvement with The Ban Unit other than the fact that I ban them. You my friend, are the officer.

I ban TSC for putting me in the noob unit :(

I ban PG09 for being put into the Noob Unit.

I ban Del for Im taking myself out of the noob unit!

i ban pg09 for ive booted you from the noob unit

<<<quits noob unit>>>

I ban Davy and all for the noob unit is old-skool! I'm part of The Noob Elite.... which sorta contradicts itself...

I ban deadpool for being an oxymoron.

also ban sven for saying he has nothing to do with the ban unit. which he does.

I ban Charlotte for being a Cpt. instead of a Captain ~_~

I ban Del for making squiggly eyes that remind me of eye lashes ~_~ hehehe

i ban PG09 for sharing my opinion of his eyelash face.

I ban PG & Del for creeping me out with the eyes.... and Char for knowing my middle name? How'd you know I'm Dead 'Oxymoron' Dangerpool?

I ban Dead for having such a name.

I ban dead for being... very odd.

I ban both for not knowing my previous names...

I ban Dead for expecting us to know..

I ban Sven for not knowing then, my mistake... Time to pay up... the price is...

Hot Grease... watch me play with it...

I ban Dead for making just as much sense as my randomly put together bans that also make no sense.. I think my bans are Dead's relatives!

I ban Sven for being stupiditly influenced by me, or is it the other way around?

I ban Dead, think its the first one.

I ban PG because I can't count! What comes after #green?

I ban The Dead Pool Of Eds for cubing colours.

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i ban you both for getting into the rum again

I ban You ALL for getting this thread to 1k so fast.

You've forced me to break out the stick..

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