I ban CS because I have that power....

I ban... the power.... of rangers...

I ban Jules because, no

*Dun, dun dun dun, dun, dun dun dun, dun, dun dun dun* I'VE got the power!

And I ban Dead for interrupting my awesome ban.

I ban Del cause his Giants are gonna lose... lol

I ban Sven cause... um... uh... QUIET YOU! >:P

I ban fear of the truth!

I ban Sven because that breaks his record of the slowest ban yet.... fear ma swift banstick!

I ban the bancrazy Ban Santa.....

I ban Del because I took forever due to an invasion. And yes, I skipped Jules.

I ban Sven for not killing Roger quick enough. You should use my banstick next time Roger attacks!

I ban Del for the same... dumb 1425....

I ban my elf. I told you to wait in the sleigh!

I ban Captain Santa for having elves.....

I ban Jules for NOT having slav... er, elves.

I ban CS for making his elves find him....

I ban Jules because... uh... *hits Jules with banstick* RUN DEAD RUN!

I ban Captain Santa for messing with a Fireheart... Big mistake... MUAHAHHAHHAA

I ban Jules because I'm still running.

I ban Jules for messing with a mad man, bigger mistake!!

and Del running... but forgetting his elf!

I ban Sven for thinking CS is mad.....

I ban Santa Claws... for needing a body guard...

I ban Jules, for I iz mad! *goes in to a frenzy and hits Jules with his banstick multiple times*

And Dead, for not doing his job!

I ban CS for hitting me with a banstick. Here's a ban grenade :P

I ban Claws for we Elf Guards ain't cheap...

I ban Jules *catchs the ban grenade between his fingers and throws it using his third fist.... under his Santa beard* because I'm that awesome 8)

And Dead for charging so much.

I ban Del for I predicted the future, and its not even 10 minutes in yet.

I ban Sven because I threw the grenade in the direction of the football stadium. If I can't win, nobody can! Mwhahaha!

I ban Sven for predicting the future.....

I ban Jules for ban skipping.

I ban Del because they're still losing... by 11.. and that only took 1 quarter.

I ban CS for not skipping. It uses less energy than running so Im told....

I ban Jules for talking about running... don't remind me of that.

I ban Jules for I'm not off to my grandmothers house to give her treats.

And I ban Sven because at this rate, the thread will be locked by tomorrow morning. Now, off to bed! *Gets his banstick's night cap and heads off to bed*

I ban Del because hes leaving... hes even sleeping on his team, thats how bad they are!

I ban 4 pages worth of bans.

I ban record breaking days.

I ban playoff clinching days.

I ban 22 straight, with a possibility of more.

I ban good teams on regular season that are bad during playoffs.

I ban teams who have only won one NFL championship.. before the merger...

I ban sports....

I ban the runner.

I ban the walker...

I ban Jules for assuming I am a walker... you know nothing.

I ban TSC for thinking I meant he was a walker....

I ban Sven for pointing out what all of us know about Jules.

I ban TSC for pointing out what? Huh??

I ban Jules for being a slow runner.

I ban Sven for thinking Im slow.. Im building up my endurance is all. :P

I ban Jules for being a slow short and long distance runner.

I ban you both for picking on me :(

I ban Jules for not telling us how fast she runs, so I shall continue this.

I ban sven because how should I know? I run.. fast. There :P

I ban Jules for being so wrongfully picked on.

I ban TSC for posting faster than Jules runs.

-.- I ban the mean noob above me.

I ban the slowest runner in the world... you belong in the Del Olympics.

I ban Sven for making up Olympics.

I ban Jules for assuming I made up the special Olympics.

I ban TSC.

I ban Jules for banning TSC..

I ban mean people...

I ban slow people.

I ban Jules. It saves up time to explain.

I ban TSC for saving time....

I ban Jules for taking our time.

I ban TSC for letting me....

I ban Jules for trying to take time.

I ban Jules for abusing my good nature.

I ban TSC for being good nature. Im bad nature, like volcanoes and venus fly traps....

I ban Jules for knowing nothing of bad nature.

I ban Sven for being right...

I ban Jules for being... left?

I ban tiredness and lochness....

I ban Jules for banning Nessie... Her Home is Loch Ness.

I ban TSC because her cousins live right near me

I ban Scottish Jules.

Ebenezer Skirata, you will be banned by three spirits... The ghost of christmas past present and future! oh, and myself of course...

I ban CCD for lying about leaving. Then unleashing a haunting.

I also ban Pirategirl09 for leaving us.

i ban tsc for thinking i lied. i clearly stated that i would be peeking in on the forums... just not as often :P. im completely out of the game for awhile.

I ban CCD for peeking in.

I ban TSC for the first time :D

I ban this new name for the first time.

I ban Sven for banning a new name.

I ban Juliana.....Happy Monday to ya

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I ban AKa, ughh not happy Monday!!!!!! That's what I call an oxymoron!

I ban Juliana (aka PG09) for being negative.....turn that frown upside down!


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I ban Aka for not showing up here as often.

I second that ban... we've missed ya!

I ban Pirategirl09 for missing people.

i ban tsc for banning people for missing people

I ban Robert because I believe this is a first time?

I ban Jules because I believe this is the.... time.

I ban Sven for losing count,,...

I ban everyone who has posted on this thread for being a banner.

I ban the ban clan....

Rob didn't I give you 2 pointers on what not to do in the ban game?

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Also, I ban Juliana Maria for spending a name change that could have instead gotten her: M&J Fireheart, Which wouldn't have confused me as much.
For now I think Juliana's middle name is Maria.


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I ban Pirategirl 09.

I ban The Skirata Clan 01

And I ban myself, for being post number 1000 on this thread! (well, 999 if you don't count the OP... but still!)

But of course *hits her with his banstick* I ban Jules for getting a new name!