Jelly and a dagger for Keeper beats that.

Jelly? Pocket Knife beats that!

Do tell me, why in the world would you want to eat me? Muffins taste so much better. :laughks2:

P.S. Cutlass beats that!

Not knowing the difference between SOS and TSC beats that.

Consider yourself warned MP. This is your first official warning. Next time I will bring out The Ban.

Me getting out my random easter sign beats that!:36:

The fact that these smilies practically worship me beats that.

:105: :buds: <--- Me and some random smiley in a blue bandana

My happiness beats that

My KGB (killer gloves of boxing) beat that.

My divine wrath beats that. (Divine fire burns Rope & Davy)
:stars::fireworks3::fireworks2::wacko8: :fireworks2:


Worshipers ("Please don't destroy us!") ----> :132::132::132::132::132:

The game beats that,

My many followers beat that...

My divine aspect ---> :smiley54:
:132::132::132::132::132::132::132::132::132::132: :132:::132::132::132::132::103::103::103::103: :105::105:

Not spamming smilies beats that.

My nail polish poisons them all.

My nail polish remover beats that.

Snail polish beats that.

Since I love video games involving SEALs, I thought you were talking about the KRA and all that weird stuff mentioned in the game.... beats that!!!

Beating the post directly above you beats that.

I beat SvenO....

Telling the truth beats lying.

Telling a half-truth beats that.

Telling the full truth beats that!

Telling 110% of the truth beats that!

Changing the subject (that we're beating) beats that.

I still beat Sven Onoob...

Tying pixies' wings in knots beats that. (Of course, I would never do that.)

Big Bird never reaching the Muppet status beats that.

Mirta Giv beats that!!

Anything beats that.

The Thing beats that.

Wonder Bread beats that.

more garlic bread beats that XD

A knife with butter beats that.

'IT' beats that!

My hamster eats that. Good job mr. fluffy

Mr. Stay Puft beats that.

A boulder crushes that.

The ßox beats that! [_] <-----Box

An enormous crab beats that.

Red Lobster eats that.

Olive Garden beats that.

Madison Square Garden beats that

My musical powers of super bob 5 beats that...

Super Bill 7 beats that.

I beat that...

A DJ beats that. Get it! Beats that!

Uh J confused

Tinie Tempah beats that!

Google Dr. Teeth for better knowledge. J.

Back to the game.

Tiny Tim beats that.

Tiny Toon Adventures beats that.

Freakazoid! beats that.

Darkwing Duck beats that.

Duck Tales Video Game beats that.

Rescue Rangers beats that.

The 2nd Amendment beats that.

The right to Bear Arms! Ha Ha Ha!!

Seriously... The Chicago Bears beats that.

A Chicago Cub beats that.

The Rubber Band beats that.

#3 beats that.

Scantrons beats that.

Who? Anyway, my ship, the Scarlet Raider, beats that.

I beat that....

Everything beats that.

-_-I beat you with a stick...

Wording your sentences correctly beats that. It would be "A stick beats everything".

No, I said it right... :D JK

Not wording your sentences right beats that!

Being a noob beats that.

Being the noob king beats that!

Nothing beats that.

TSC beats that!

Muffin doesn't beat that.

Everything beats Muffin.

-_-My SOCOM friends beat TSC

Playing the game right beats that, you're supposed to beat everything, not TSC!

Confusing the one and only dumb banner beats that!

Muffin being all-bran and no brawn, or brain beats that.

"Yeah, yeah, 5 aces. it's possible, see! i raise 2000 gold!"
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_3...79627j8Gvr.jpg

Making no sense beats that.

Make sure to check with a mod near you about the link.

confusing the pixie brain beats that.

Confucius beats that.

Ancient China Beats That!