I ban Crest for not having the ability to sense those things.

I ban Sven for many reasons.

I ban Jules for only one reason...I can

I ban Crest for thinking she can ban me.

I ban Jules because being a part of the ban game constitutes that.

I ban Crest for defending her point.

I ban Jules for not defending her point.

I ban Sven because I don't feel like it.

I ban Jules for changing her mood.

I ban Crest because my mood is constantly changing.

I ban Jules for not being able to make up her mind.

I ban Sven because feelings cannot be controlled by the mind.. Unless you are vulcan.

I ban Jules for thinking that she can't control her feelings.

I ban Jules for going geek on us. We already decided that nerds are cool, not geeks, remember?

Argh! I ban myself for going geek. And I ban Sven because I can't help how I feel, but I can control how I appear.

I ban Jules for appearing invisible. Nice job.

I ban Crest because maybe I am a ninja too O_O

I ban Jules for trying to be a ninja.

I ban both ninja imposters

I ban my net and pie trap so that I can identify the ninja impostor, and the true ninja.

I ban Crest for accusing people of being impostors.

I ban Sven for it is not an accusation- it is fact

I ban Crest for assuming anything she says is a fact.

I ban Sven for nothing we say is fact. It is merely how we believe it to be so, so we use the word "fact" for such things.

I ban Sven for being Sven.

I ban Jules for being Jules.

Crest is also banned.

I ban Sven for editing his remark of me and my "facts"

I ban Crest for falling for my traps.

I ban Sven for setting traps.

I ban Jules for not.

I ban Sven because I did set a trap.. It involved a net and pie.

I ban Jules because her trap had no effect on the thread. I ban this thread for being 70 away from death.

I ban Sven for counting.

I ban Jules for not being able to do simple math.

I ban Sven for thinking the mods will close it exactly at 1002.

I ban Crest for she has a point... they have been slowing down.

I ban Sven for noticing the lack of modness around the activities.

I ban Crest for not noticing it sooner.

I ban Sven for if you go on 50 bottles of rum on the wall, you'll see many of us noticed it much sooner. and while I'm at it, I'll ban him for never posting there while I have.

I ban Crest for thinking I have to post there. I've helped get to 50+ enough times as is.

I ban Sven because now I have to go find that.....

I ban Crest because I've been on this forum since May of 2008.. there have been tons of those threads since then.

I ban Sven for making it sound impossible.

I ban Crest for calling it impossible.

I ban Sven because it only seems impossible, not is impossible.

I ban the impossibilities.

I ban the improbabilities.

I ban the...

I ban Thee Sven of the Symthe.

I ban Crest, good night!

I ban Sven because why does he need sleep? Be like Nate!

I ban Ubaldo Jimenez. I just met him! :O He rules! If any of you don't know who he is, look him up!


@Kat: No. I was at a Sky Sox game. Ubaldo Jimenez was there!!! :O

I Ban Nate because I'm almost too angry to type words. You actually got to meet him!!! God dang it, I knew I should have gone to that game.

I ban Crest because we lost 10-6. I got 5 balls, a bat, 3 sigs from Ubaldo, and a sig from Dexter. AWESOMENESS!!!

I ban Nate because even if we lost, you still suck. :P Seriously mate? I want evidence! how the heck did you get a bat?

I ban Crest because I have 3 bats. Sean Barker, Rick Guarno, and Cole Garner.

I ban Nate because I've never been that lucky at a Sox game. Darn you.

I ban Crest because one time I brought 2 friends and all 3 of us got a bat. We also got 10 balls at that one. That is my luckiest game.

I ban you all because I don't know what your talking about

I ban PJ because we are talking about baseball. Basically Cricket for you.

I ban Nate for comparing Cricket to baseball. I think baseball is a lot dirtier and a lot less civilized

I ban Crest because the Cricket balls are a lot harder!

I ban Nate because the softball balls are a lot harder too!

I ban Crest because that conversation is sounding funnier and funnier.

I ban Crest because have you ever been HIT by a Cricket ball? Not so good!

I ban Nate because I haven't, thank you very much. But raquetballs hurt like you wouldn't believe, especially when they have a lot of force after bouncing off of walls.

I ban Crest because I am good at hitting people with those.

I ban Crest because I know where you are coming from...

I ban Nate's complete disregard of the banner above.

I ban TSC because I am too lazy to change it. I am completely aware of it.

I ban TSC for posting so quickly before Nate that he can't get you in. Sorry mate

I ban Crest for defending Nate's skills.

I ban TSC because it wasn't defending Nate, it was a subtle compliment to your lightning fingers.

I ban Crest because even with a broken arm I have mad typing skills.

I ban Nate for having anything mad. Did you ate a weird beef sandwich or something? You know because of the mad cow disease.

I ban that lousy joke.

I ban that lousy banner who doesn't appreciate an educated joke.

I ban any joke with something smart in it.

I ban Nate for not appreciating education in a fun way

I ban Crest because when was education fun?

I ban Nate for not getting educated, but getting schooled.

I ban TSC for burning.

I ban Crest for "Oh, Snap"ing.

I ban fire.

I ban TSC for calling me on that. Do you have supersonic hearing?

I ban Nate for banning Kat Five when she's not even here.

I ban Crest because I am everywhere.

I ban Crest and TSC for picking on me. I just want one day where someone won't pick on me!

I ban Nate because we're not trying to pick on you. It's just the ban game mate. sorry....

I ban Nate for "Whaaa Whaaa!! The Ban Masters are picking me like a booger."

Was that necessary? :(

I ban Nate because it wasn't. It just seemed to fit in the moment. I also ban you for not banning and feeling sad. Don't be we pick on everyone.

I ban TSC because it isn't all you guys, it is mostly real life...

I ban Nate for not getting tougher. You need better comebacks. I would be coaching you and getting you ready for bullies.

I ban TSC because I am not like that.

I ban Nate because you still need to defend yourself. I know. I have been there.

I ban TSC for trying to help me.

I ban Nate because you really do remind me of my brother. *sigh* I'm with TSC on this one though. Gotta love the comebacks. They get him off my back, haha

I ban Crest for having little brothers like Nate. We little brothers rule!

I ban Crest because this is nearing its last posts...

I ban Nate because I have stolen post 1000! finally!