Granted but they come to life and kill you.

I wish for my own blade of the abyss for me to safely use.

granted but you have it for a day then it goes away

I wish for every thing!!!!!!

Granted, but everything falls on you.

I wish for eternal peace.

Granted, but you get bored of having nothing unpeaceful in your life...

I wish that we could finish the guild meeting we just started. :(

Granted, but you have to wait until Sunday...

I wish for a Blade of the Abyss.

Granted, but I get the Behemoth Blade. :D

I wish the meeting could keep going.

Granted, but everyone becomes a giant noob there.

I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted, but they are rotten.

I wish our guild will become more powerful after the Founders Month! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Granted, but then it collapses in on itself after a week.

I wish for the fountain.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish more people from this website would join our guild (the mighty Shadow Sorcerors!).

Granted, but they all leave.

I wish the saying NUN4U was gone.

granted but the rest of the guild leave and dissipates from all the noobs ( you included )


I wish for more soda

Granted but I shake it and it explodes in your face.

I wish you would have corrupted my wish.

granted but i can not corrupt a block i didn't know was there lol

i wish for something

Granted but that something is a piano falling on your head.

I wish for grass.

granted but that blade of grass slices off you foot

i wish for foood

Granted, you get to watch me eat.

I wish people would stop killing Andy in create aa story.

Granted, but only because we decided to instead, bind him in Davy Jones Locker.

I wish Guillermo Del Toro would just make a movie already.

Granted but now we bring in Iron Anvil the most fear pirate in the Caribbean!!!!




I do wish for more legendary though lol

Granted, they add more Legendary ships to the game.

I wish for a blade that nobody but me can use, with rank three Shock Sweep, rank three Inferno Sweep, rank three Freeze Sweep and 123 attack.

Granted, but it is lost in wish transit, and you get rusty cutlass instead.

I wish for milk.

granted but the milk is sour


i wish for money

Granted but it's burning I wish for fire

grfanted but it burns down your house





i wish.............................................. ........................

Granted you get a error sign.

I wish for a s'more

Granted, but it's super hot and burns your fingers off.

I wish for a pet scribble.

Granted, but I add to it and it is no longer a scribble.

I wish for dirt

Granted! But there is a beating heart in it...

I wish Guillermo Del Toro would just make a movie already.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for some free gold in POTCO.

Granted, but the redeem code you use for expired as you were typing that message.

I wish to play as my main pirate again!

Granted, but apparently he'll be groggy because someone sunk the ship all of us were on. grr.

I wish that I could at least see my pirate! xD (he's stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone). :laughks2:

Granted but you see him as he dies from a sword stab.

I wish for a bean bag.

Granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish that all of us could get a SET of Jack's Brew for all this stress POTCO has placed in us. :p

Granted, but Disney reduces the rep bonus from 500% to 30%.

I wish for my very own Mercer's Blades.

Granted, but its a 1:32 scale replica.

I wish for bottles and bans.

Granted, but they're banned bottles, so you are now the target of an internatiional manhunt from the police.

I wish for a foam sword.

Granted, but its a liquid foam sword.

I wish POTCO improved.

Granted, but it already has improved, alot.

I wish for my very own Lost Sword of El Patron.

Granted, when I give it to you I don't put in your hand, I slide it through your ribs, then ask for my tip.

I wish for a neon sign.

Granted. You go blind from the brightness.

I wish for a clone.

Granted, but they are made of a bounty hunter that hates you and after a while said clone betrays you because of GAR Order 66.

I wish for POTCO to invade ToonTown.

Granted, but Roger Rabbit kills Captain Jack Sparrow.

I wish to rule the galaxy.

Granted. The Galaxy is a very small galaxy.


I wish for [Insert Item To Be Wishes For Here].

Granted, but you ran out of space.

I wish for rideable animals at POTCO.

Granted but they smell VERY bad.

I wish for the color red.

Granted. It's blood. Coming from you.

I wish for an apple.

Here ya go poisoned, wormy and delicious, I wish the game was up.

Granted, but you get framed for causing the crash and are banned forever.

I wish for a blue shirt.

Granted, and I put a nice red stain on it!

I wish to be a Scoundrel of the Seas!

Granted but 9999999 ship of the line come after ye.


I wish...um....yeah.

Granted, you get an error sign.

I wish for a guitar.

Granted, but but now you have no hands.

I wish POTCO was fixed.

Granted but now it crashes.

I wish for hands.

Ok, but they are in a box. And they arent your hands.

I wish for Chuck Norris to pwn me.

Granted, but your pwned so bad you explode.

I wish for a pool.

Ok, but there is no water in it.

I wish for this wsh to not be uncorrupted in a not anti un eveil kind of way.
( ^ Good luck! )

Granted, but you get nothing because you wish for a property of a wish, not an real wish.

I wish for M&Ms

Granted but you get the peanut kind and you have no teeth.

I wish for nothing

Granted, but you typo it to 'nothingness' and you are sent to any empty void for all eternity.

I wish for cheddar cheese.

Granted......but it's not aged properly and has an immature potty mouth.

I wish for a new ship to be added to POTC.

Granted, it's the Ruined Sloop which has 1 HP.

I wish for a large hot chocolate with whipped cream, dusted chocolate, and sprinkles in a cup made of pure gold.

Granted, but Andy rapels in and steals it.

I wish for a ice pack.

Granted, but it melts.

I wish that this game would just end (I'm interested to see what the response to that will be).

granted but an angry mob filled with people on this forum showed up at your front door armed with instead of the usual pitch forks and torches swords and rum bottles

i wish someone would post after me (crosses fingers)

Granted, but the wish council decides this wish is to stupid and revokes it.

I wish for a USB cord.

Granted But its broken.

I wish i had a lifetime supply of pizza

Granted but your livetime is cut very, very, short.

I wish for a movie.

You have no DVD player.

I wish for toxic rum.

Granted, but you drink it and die.

I wish Davy was resurrected.

Granted, but I kill him again.

I wish for shoes.

Granted, but their too small.

I wish to have the World Eater Blade. :(

Granted, but I use voodoo to make it wack u in the head then it comes to me.

I wish for magic.

Granted, but I stole your tickets to see the Harry Potter movie this week :D

I wish I could live forever....... :)

Granted, but I kill you before the wish express delivers it.

I wish for my movie tickets back.

Granted, but they become "Dust in the Wind" while a band plays that song. xD

I wish for SPAM made of squirrel meat... ;)

Granted, but you are arrested for cannabilism.

I wish for a magic wand.

Granted, but you accidentally turn your dancing cat into a spider and kill it.

I wish that people didn't assume I was a squirrel because of my name... ;)

Granted, but the wish council decides it's your fault and revokes it.

I wish for juice.

Granted, here's your battery juice.

I wish for another forum-goer to join in the madness.

Granted, but it is only my second account, copying my every word.

I wish for a watch.

Granted, you're on watch duty for tonight, congratulations.

I wish for a piggy bank that doesn't like politics.

(I meant a wrist watch)

Granted, but it falls off your table and is eaten by a giant cat.

I wish for pants.

Granted but they're unlikely to be in your size. (-14)

I wish for a flurry of good reputation.

Granted, It's a flurry of MY good reputation.

I wish for a blanket.

Granted, it's an electric one. But you drop a bucket of water on it, and it explodes your eyebrows off. :P

I wish that you can make 6 pirates per account. That's getting my money's worth. :)

Granted.....but once two of them hit level 20 they reset to level 1.


I wish we could own more than 3 ships at a time.

Granted, you can own three and a half.

I wish for milk.

Granted, but...... the people on the Got Milk commercial already drank it.....

I wish for a tooth fairy :o

Granted, but I must warn you he's part of a fairy special forces and unfortunately must leave immediately.

I wish for a higher post count.

Granted, but she beats you over the head with your tooth.

I wish for earbuds.

Granted, but they're another one of my broken pairs.

I wish for this thread to end.

Granted, but I restart it.

I wish for hair.

Granted, but since you didn't specify where I guess you should get used to your hairy kidneys.

I wish for a defunctional time machine.

Granted, but I fix it.

I wish for a pillow.

Granted.....but it has nails in it.

I wish for a short Monday.......

Granted, but Tuesday is eternal.

I wish for food.

Granted, but I'm afraid it's so salty that you'll die of thirst once you eat it.

I wish for more wisdom.

Granted, but that wisdom is that you will never get wisdom again.

I wish for feet. (BTW I started a new thread of this)

Closing the thread - new thread can be found HERE.