i ban ban ban ban you!

I ban ban ban ban ban you!

i ban ban ban ban ban ban ban you you you!!

I ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban you you you you!!

I ban spamming.

I second that.

I lurkers.

I ban that ban

I ban muffin for slow typing.

I ban qwerty keyboards.....

I ban muffin for banning qwerty.

I ban asdfghjkl;' keyboards.

I ban the epic noob

Thats a qwerty keyboard.....

I ban the slow muffin.

I ban sven.....

I ban slow muffin.

I ban you all because I don't care.... -_-

I ban muffin for being evil.

I skip Dog to ban the angry muffin!

I ban ('_')('_')('_')

I ban Muffin for banning strange facelike smiley thingamabobs.

I ban David because I'll sell him to you for 1 gold.

I ban sven for I just changed my post in correspondence with Muffin's post and you are too late. However I will take you up on that offer.

I ban David because it's too late for that.

I ban sven for retracting his offer.

I ban David for using big words

I ban PJ because he should make the new thread in 72 posts, since he's the noob.

I ban sven.......

I ban Sven for what do ya mean?

I ban confused J

I ban you for not realizing we are near 1000.

I ban sven for we are?

I ban.........

I ban ......... bans

I second that ban

I ban Second bans

I ban!!!!!!!!!

I ban therefore I am.

I ban Luckie!

I ban Sven for banning Luckie!

I ban charles for banning sven

I ban cannonfury for hi!

I ban Muffin for saying Hi and not something more exotic, like Aloha!

Hola! LoL I ban crest because I want your opinion on my story.... It was the Scathed that inspired me to write it :)

I ban Muffin because I'm concentrating on my story right now and I may have just gotten an epiphany. O_O YES! Gotta run! *zooms off*

I ban crest... Good luck! Can't wait!!!

I ban Muffin.

I ban Sven.

I ban food.

I ban Luckie because I'm about to have awesome food

I ban Luckie for not having the awesome food that is now in my tummy. Yummy

I ban this food you speak of...

I ban Sven because he doesn't know the half of it.

I ban Crest for being absolutely correct.

I ban SOS for using his old avatar.

I skip Luckie so I can ban TSC for being gone for a week. Have you been in the world of the mouse?

I have to skip Luckie and Crest to ban TSC! Yes, I went classic SOS.

I ban Sven for going classic and not original

I ban Crest for not being an old enough member to have a classic version.

I ban both of you because I was here, just not online.... I had some minor connection problems.

I ban TSC!! While you were away our minions didn't do much.. I however have gotten 20 or so from #4.

I need to check that out.

I ban you for falling to #4.

I ban TSC for checking out the book on Sven the Annoying

I ban Crest because it's a full novel!

I ban SOS for not saying its an encyclopedia. Or a series.

I ban TSC because Sven the Annoying is only part of my series. The encyclopedia has also been made.

I ban SOS for clarifying that.

I ban TSC for needing clarification.

I ban TSCrest because the film is also in the works.

I ban TSOS for having a movie in the works.

I ban Sven for having a big enough budget for that.

I ban Crest because he never said that he was financing it himself.

I ban TSC because there's also a game, Dr. SBan coming out in stores near you!

I ban Dr. Sban for not having his own TV show.

I ban Sven for needing to make these. I'll help!

I ban Crest for trying to piggyback on SOS' success.

I ban you guys for giving me too many ideas...

I ban SOS for admitting that.

I ban you all for not having El Patron's Sword.

I ban you for not having a matching outfit.

I ban Andrew for anchoring things.

I ban TSC because I need 2 rep.

I ban SOS for needing more rep.

I ban TSC because the more bottles the better.

I ban Sven for needing more bottles. I'm sure I can give you negative ones if that's what you'd like...

I ban SOS for being bottle crazy.

I ban this odd new bottle.

I ban SOS for asking for things then questioning how he got them.

I ban Skirata because I think Crest should make the new thread.

I ban SOS for giving noobs a chance.

I ban Skirata because Crest is an active noob.

I ban SOS for feeling a sudden compassion for Crest.

I ban Sven because it is not yet time

I ban Crest for not thinking its her time.

I ban TSC because someone new needs to make these things.

I ban reply 1000, for I am post 1000.