I ban the shot in crestshot!

I ban the fin in muffin!

I ban the "k" In Sven...

I ban the misspelling of O'Smythe!

oh, and I ban muffin. Now I'm hungry...

I ban Crest for JUST realizing that... WOW!

I ban hungry... Here, have a peanut...

I ban Muffin because he is an awful excuse for a snack...

I ban the awful excuse for a sven...

I ban Muffin because I'm an original! How many Sven O'smythes above level 30 do you see in game!

I ban Sven because I have seen 2.

Um, about 2,565,896,325,801.... BAN!

I ban you both for failing, there's only been one other Sven O'smythe above even level 10 prior to the directory breaking..

I ban Sven because there's one in ETC and one in Amazon Warriors, level 31 and level 41. so HA!

I ban all of you! I now go back to SOCOM:D

I ban all of these lies.

I ban Muffin for hiding. So it was YOU who stole my invisibility cloak!
I ban Sven because I can provide the links if you so choose...

I ban the need to ban and play as a SEAL....

I ban Crest because she can do that later.. I am leaving for now, and I EXPECT this thread to reach 1,000 posts in my absence.

I also ban BOTH of you because this thread has more posts in it than both of you have significant posts!

I ban Sven for expecting the impossible.

So do I! BAN!!!

I ban you both for not doing as I said, I don't see 1,000 posts, very well... good bye.

I ban Sven because my point has been made. Farewell

I ban you!

I ban muffin because he continually proves himself a noobanner.

I ban crest the Noob banner...

I ban Muffin for forgetting the titles. You are the Noobanner, I am the Ban Master.

I ban Luckie for Having Dark as a BFF. How is he with you killing him constantly?

I ban Luckie because I know this...

I ban Crest for "knowing" things and for just noticing the misspell in SOS.

I ban........

I ban Cluckie the NPC abuser..

I ban Cluckie the chicken.

I ban Sven for banning a chicken. Doesn't he know that chickens are gods in poultry form?

I ban Keeper because the chicken I banned isn't a "God in poultry form".

I ban Luckie for thinking she is "nice".

I ban Sven for thinking Luckie is NOT nice

I ban James for some reason that I'll come up with at a later time.

I ban Luckie because she is nice, however, not the nicest as she constantly claims :D

I ban Luckie for indirectly inviting, then making the ship unavailable.

I ban Luckie because that was indirectly inviting me.

I ban Luckie for the invite.

I ban Luckie for giving an open invite to Sven. Do you realize the terror you have unleashed upon yourself?

I ban Crest for not being on aim. I ban TSC because I can

I ban Jack for accosting me on AIM.

I ban Cluckie because you know very few pirates. And those acquaintances (Crest) are bad for you.

I really like that name! Cluckie The Fat Pixie! They called her Cluckie because she looked like a flying chicken! I am writing a story about this. I have to!

I skip Luckie (not Cluckie) to ban TSC for exacerbating the trouble of the Cluckie nickname.

I ban Crest for not just banning the name Cluckie.

I ban Sven, now begone foul demon, your odor is killing me.

I ban Dog for smelling himself.

I ban Sven for not speaking the truth.

I ban the POF dog....

I ban the baked goods

I ban CCD!!!!!

I ban SOS!!!!!

I ban !`s....

I ban " `s "

I ban Acronyms. And as a preventative, I ban anyone who decides to ban me for banning acronyms. Lastly, I ban breakfast pastries that ban exclamation points!

I ban TSC!

I ban MP for randomly banning me. Specially since I wasn't logged in.

I throw in a random ban of my own. I ban the FAILED attempt at spamming me by Crest, Del, Dog and Grace. My methods are much more effective.

I ban SOS for becoming a target for noobs.

I ban TSC because the weak always target the strong.

I ban Cluckie for lurking. I still like that name. The Story of Cluckie The Fat Pixie shall be told.

I ban TSC for liking the name that I randomly started calling her. It originally was "Cluckie the Chicken", however that works too.

I ban SOS because I called her that too.

I ban angel....

I ban Luckie because Sven and TSC are Partner Minions.

I ban Crest and Luckie for not knowing the difference between minions, and partners.

ban the lurker....

I skip muffin to ban Luckie for hiding :laughks2:

I ban the Noobs that never heard of The Ban Alliance that SOS & TSC once held.

I ban Luckie for hiding in game. I also don't ban TSC, because of TBA.

I ban SOS because Cluckie hides because she is a chicken!

I Luckie for letting TSC say that about her.

I ban Cluckie for turning into a spicy chicken.

I ban Luckie for being a ban victim.

I ban SOS for making her such a fun victim.

I ban Luckie because TSC is in TBA. Although I agree, she is a fun (and certainly easy to annoy) victim.

I ban Sven!

I ban Muffin!

I ban SOS because I didn't wanted to waste a good ban on MP.

I ban this thread and it's imminent demise.