One of the rock crabs pinches Dog.

Dog kills the crab and eats it for dinner.

davy jones traps dog in a box only to find him on the surface already and puts the dark mark on him

Dog wipes off the dark mark.

it justs keeps coming back as davy jones cursed it
back to davy jones for now

Davy Jones laughs and goes back to his boat.

Dog runs to find a jar of dirt!

The jar of dirt is in the Bermuda Triangle.

Dog sails as quickly as possible into the Bermuda Tiangle (better then the kraken ey?)

then he realizes he could just scoop up some dirt anywhere.
back to davy jones after he finds out hes after dirt

Davy Jones sets sail but had a leak in his ship.

the flying dutchman sinks to the depts while Dog finds his dirt.

The flying dutchman ambushes Dog.

dog is taken prisoner
back the davy jones for the next 5 posts

Davy Jones grosses Dog out.

but dog doesnt know that ....... yet (hes wearing a blindfold (LOL) )
dog wakes up in the jail of the dutchman
while davy jones is playing the organ

Dog flees.

dog is trapped in the cell (i said back to davy jones for next 5 posts now its 6)
davy jones summons the kraken

Dog flees.

Then davy jones puts his sucker tentacles on the dog and then dog flees to the kraken and the kraken eats him.

Dog flees.

this is a flaw how can a dog flee if he is eaten?

dog cursed himself no to flee (about davy jones now its 2 pages and dog will die if u talk about within next 2 pages)

THEN the kraken eats him as a doggy sacrifice.

i said davy jones -_-

davy jones gets a fishing pole

THEN DAVY JONES catches the kraken.


( second time i mention him )

after that catch he catchs a whale O_o

then he catches a marlin and it sticks him in the tentacles and pulls away takeing the key with him so it is lost for ever

then davy jones catches a swordfish

isn't a marlin and a sword fish the same thing?

i am not sure

davy jones then catches a giant crab O_O

The giant crab eats him.

it cant eat him hes davy jones

davy jones cuts up the crab

The crab goes to the locker.

and then to math class

about davy jones -_-

davy jones throws a sword at a random ship

The captain takes the sword.

The sword doesn't appear to be legendary, so the captain trashes it.

The captain figures out later in life that it was legendary.

ahem about davy jones!


suddenly a fire dragon came and swam towards davy jones

About the captain.

The captain later writes an instruction book on how to tell if a blade is lengendary or not.

The book is a best seller.

I eat the book.

The captain makes more copies.

The books becomes so popular, that it becomes a household name.

I eat the house hold.

seakings eats the story the end
If you noticed the story was only to be davy jones oh well.

Jack Sparrow was captain of the pearl then he saw something rise from the water.

It's one of the books.

Jack realizes the captain was an old friend.

Jack IS the captain

turns out the captain was davy jones coming for his soul

Jack stabs his heart. Oh well.

Meanwhile in Port Royal, the citizens hold a massive book burning, destroying all the remaining copies of "How to Tell Whether or not a Sword Is Legendary"... The book is never seen or heard from again.

The book is heard 565 years later.

nothing related to jack last 2 r invaild

jack sparrow wakes up in a cardboard box

Jack uses his sword to cut his way out of the box, revealing that he has been captured by aliens.

Jack realizes he is dreaming.

He gets up from his bed made from instruction books, and realizes the story is almost over.

He realizes he should really face off with Davy Jones, as it would be a great ending.

Jack faces off with Davy Jones! Sadly he dies :(

But instead, he decides to write a book that will be a sequel to "How to Tell Whether or not a Sword Is Legendary".

the book burns (no books within story)

jack sparrow then searchs for davy jones

He doesn't find Davy, instead he finds a mod.

The mod attacks Jack, for he has rum.

Jack refuses to give the mods any rum, and he runs away.

Jack goes after Davy.

Jack finds out that Davy is a mod.

Jack stabs Davy's heart.

Davy dies, and Jack becomes the new mod!

jack went to the bathroom and found mr gibbs

Jack tells Gibbs to never be mentioned in a post ever again.

Gibbs is mentioned again. Oh well.

Jack removes Stealthy's post, breaking the fourth wall.

Jack wonders what he should do before the end of the story.

He decides it should be epic.

He decides it will be a giant defense against Jolly Roger.

He sees Jolly pvping a noob.

Jack walks over.

He sees Davy trying to get away from the noob that keeps asking him to be his friend.

Jack laughs.

Davy hears Jack, and approaches him.

Mr. Skiperdoo attacks.

I succeed in rekilling Davy, and Jack refocuses his attention on Jolly.

Stealth stabs Jolly in the back, and Jack realizes that Jolly wont be the ending.

He instead realizes that I will be the ending! ([])_([])

Jack stabs you. Oh well.

I die, and Jack wishes the story will end soon.

X_X

Stealth is mad cause he realizes Jack lied to him, and he challenges him to a duel.

Jack wins, and Stealthy dies.

Stealth comes back to life, and stabs Jack.

Jack really wants the story to end.

Then he realizes the main character is now Stealth.

Jack fades from existence.

Stealth drinks rum.

Skiperdoo steals the rum, and put's it up on the wall.

Stealth stabs him.

I die... (Stealthy's the main character from now on... the story get's real stupid from here on.)

Stealthy decides to loot davy of all his rum/

Stealth creates a crew that includes Roger Swordshot.

Roger steals the rum behind Stealthy's back.

Stealth stabs him.