It also bakes cookies! :D

I ban you, for that blade will inevitably cause a Ban-Related apocalypse if not careful...

Also, I was able to summon Random bands from the heavens... The Lonely Island appeared on me boat once... That was awesome, I was like the ocean's DJ...

I ban Crazy Jack for giving me a list of it's powers. Baking ability? A skill that pays the bills!

:spam::spam::spam: Don't Go There JJ! :spam::spam::spam:


I Santa-Ban you! :santaani:

I use the Sword of Bannification to stop Spam from taking over the world.

I ban Muffin for not changing his username to Spam Muffin Pirate.

I ban anyone who dares question my nickname, Sharky. I have had it since my noob days on POTCO which was like 3 years ago so yeah take that people.

I ban SHARKY for not letting us use his nickname, SHARKY here on the forums.

I ban 23.....

I ban Muffin for going overkill.

I ban jack because when your a pirate, there is no overkill!!!!!

I ban Pirate Guy for not furthering our rum game. We're so close. And here you sit and ban me!

I ban Pirate Guy for not doing the Rum Game. I ban Jack for complaining about getting banned.

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for filing suit.

Rum game?
I ban Jack because I don't know what that is.
I also ban myself ( if that's possible ) for forgetting the rum game.

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Pirate Guy for not knowing the "Put 100 bottles of rum on the wall before the mods take them game"

I ban Pirate Guy for it is also known as the "Put 100 bottles of rum on the wall before the mods take them" game.

I ban myself because I didn't know what that was.
I double-ban to the -0th power Sharky for expecting me to remember things!!!

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Guy for banning himself. Fail.

I ban Jack for pointing out my as the kids call " Fail " :)
☺☻♥♦♣♠○◘•♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼2↨↑↓→←∟↔

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Jack for failing Pirate Guy

I ban Pirate Guy for going a little crazy on the little extra thingies

I ban Sharky for he didn't read up on his Ban History!

I ban Shark cause his words-under-name-thing is my name!!!! who does that!!!!!
I ban jack because no one reads these days!!!!

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Guy for that is why most people can't figure out where they are, what time it is, and which way to the appropiate destination.

I ban Jack for being correct

I ban Sharky for bowing down to the wielder of the Blade of Bannification.

Ya I know who does that?
BTW Uh he he where am I? ZOMG what time is it? OMGZ I have to leave but, which way to POTCO?
I ban jack because he banned by half-brother twice removed to the fourth power!

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Guy for teh lame humor....

I ban Guy for forgetting to ban. Yep, that was my exploitation.

I ban Jack for ddin't he ban?

I know that was a FAIL-BURGER!
I ban Sharky cause he made fun of my humor, Its as full as a empty bottle ( there it is again! )
I ban Sharky cuz I forgot to ban then edited and banned

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Guy for eating that Fail Burger with extra Fail sauce.

You want Fail Fries with that?

Yes, along with the Fail Shake and Fail toy

I ban myself for taking that too far

Yepperdoodle! ( yes that just happened )
I ban Jack cause he forgot the Fail * insert food here *

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Sharky for taking it to far.
I ban jack because he just said that.....

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Pirate Guy for being very weird today



AND banned for the double post

I ban Sharky for contributing to the madness known as the Rum Game.

I ban Jack for you do too

I ban Jack because I posted bottle 106!

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/p...g.php?id=22581

I ban Guy for contributing. Now, for your rum tax...

I ban Steely cuz I have to keep up with him on all these threads xD

I ban Crazy Jack for not knowing of my lightning fingers.

Darn it Jack! I need to keep up with "I'm thinking off..."!!!

I ban you! quickly!

I ban JJ's drive-by ban....

I ban-shoot up your house >_>

I snipe-ban you for being a vandal. Crack.

I ban Jack for being far too obsessed with that sniper.

*thieve*

I ban Crest for stealing my sniper rifle! You can't steal.. you're not a thief, like I am!

I ban Jack for acquiring the ban blade from Kat 5.

I ban Crest for noticing the Blade of Bannification I recieved from Crazy Jack.

I ban Jack for thinking anything Sharky Jack holds is valid.

I ban Crest for it has to be valid. I mean, it glows, it has the word ban on its blade, and it has spam on it from all the times it was used on Muffin.

And if it isn't, I still have the might Ban Stick.

I ban Jack Shipsteel for banning Crest and for only having three awards... oh and having the rank of ban blade holder

I ban the Frequent usage of the name Jack, Mark, and Jason!
And I ban Filly, HI!!!!!!

I ban BBX for using the the word "Ban" twice in one post.

I ban BBX for not knowing that the Name Jack Shipsteel is one of the more common ones.

People keep getting me confused with the other one. No, not him. The OTHER one.

I ban Mr. Jack Shipsteel!!!!

I am back mates! Prepare to be banned!!!!!!!!

I ban Davy for not posting his own welcome back thread. And, where's my present?

Welcome back Davy!

I ban JJ's wb Ban...

I ban muffin fore being eaten

I ban the Club Penguin avatar. This is POTCO, not Club Penguin!

I ban Davy for leaving us

I ban Sharktooth for not being happy that I'm back.

I ban Davy for expecting warm welcomes.

I ban Jack for not giving one.

I ban Davy for posting on the GTNATQFTLB thread after you posted on your story, thus making your story's new chapters less apparent!

I ban Jack for being impatient. The story will have ended by the end of winter break.

I ban Davy for being.... Davy.

I got nothing.

I ban Jack for expecting anything other than a good story. -_-

I ban Davy for I did expect presents and rum when you came back. I can take the story as a present, but I still need that rum.

I ban Jack for not making the rum tax earlier just to get to the rum.

I ban Crest for I could not be THAT harsh. I'm waiting to start in January, for guess what the most requested item in a pirate's Christmas Wish List is? And, of course, I can always raise the aforementioned items tax....

I ban Jack and Crest because he has tried to raise the rum taxes early.

Said that I needed to pay him 2 bottles in January, said something about I go overboard on the spoilers, ridiculous eh?

I ban Sharky for he best be getting ready. He does need to bring me a 3 barrel rum tax in January.

3 bottles!!!! Outrageous....

I be banning ye for that

I ban the sound of rum bottles in ye Ban Game...

Get out of here!

I ban Muffin for disliking rum. Rum Muffins trounce regular spam muffins.

I ban jack for making my head hurt!

I ban 23's weak brain...

I ban the meaty muffin for trying to run for president.

I ban Davy for... let him run for President mate

I ban Capt. Sharktooth for banning Davy, for it is my job to ban Mr. Fireskull

It is all of our jobs to ban Davy so I ban ye for saying it's just yours

I ban Sharky for adding a preface to his ban.

I ban Crest for not adding a preface

I ban Luckie for telling him to subtract! Mathematics? Not during the Holidays!

I ban Jack for hating math, one of the most important subjects.

I ban Davy for sending in his Wacky words already. How did I know those words would be about that?

I ban Jack for not sharing these words with the general public.

I ban Crest for of course I'll share them!

On January 3rd, like I promised.

I ban Jack for using small text to make his point.

I ban Crest for needing big text.

Is this better?

I ban Jack for aiding my poor eyes.

I ban Crest for having not noticed we have almost reached post numero 1000.

I ban Jack for pointing this out to my apparent lack of attention.

I ban Crest for... yeah.

Had to use the Davy ban.

I ban the Lurking Luckie. Mwahaha

I ban Crest... Who is making the next ban game?

Should have put that last sentences in spoilers

I ban Sharky for thinking too far ahead.

I ban Crest... We're 2 posts away

I ban Sharky, because I stole numero 1000 :D