I ban TSC. Welcome back. *Throws sandwich*

I ban teh Grandpa for mastering before me. If only I hadn't quit this game twice.... 0_0

I ban McSharky for being so shocked.

And I ban TSC for thinking that after a Month's hiatus, he can get to me for 3 days absence.

I ban CS for being such a quitter.

I ban TSC for the same reason.... He..he..he

I ban McSharky for also knowing how to quit. *points to both of your absences*

I ban Crest because I didn't know you when I quit. So you can't point to me for my absence :P

I ban Crest for not having absences. High five.

I ban Davy and Crest for not having absences.

I Ban McSharky for not knowing his facts well enough.

0_o I ban Crest for.... So you did quit? Is that what I'm hearing? Well, that means Davy didn't have his facts right either.

I ban Sharktooth for not banning anyone.

I ban Davy for if you read between the lines, you can clearly detect who I was a gonna ban. -_-

I ban CS for his blurry avvie.

I ban TSC for is CS me, or Crest?

I ban Sharky for not knowing his initials.

IBY for CrestShot (CS?).... I was just clarifying

I ban Sharky, because isn't it Kat Crestshot, therefore KC?

Yes, but her username on POF isn't Kat Crestshot now is it smartypants?

FIne then, I ban TSC for calling my avvie blurry, you should have banned Crest because a Crest made them....

I ban Sharky for trying to place the blame on me!!! :P

I ban Sharktooth for being ungrateful for the lovely avatars. And its not blur. Its mist... It looks cool.

I ban Crest for... Anything to get me out of trouble ;)

I ban Davy for.... I wasn't complaining, blame TSC.

You made them, I was just correcting TSC

I ban McSharky for going pure pirate on me.

Thats why I made it... :P LoL

I ban the poster above me.

I ban crest becuase she has no valid reason to ban him. HA

But I do.

-BANNED-

I ban muffin for the same reason i banned crest!! MUHAHAHA

I ban SEAKING for being a Seaking.

I ban Sharktooth for NOT being a Seaking.

I ban Frenchie for NOT being Spanish.

i ban you all becuase i'm king of the sea, and if you object, i will sink your ships!

I ban Seaking because actually... Magikarp is king of the sea.

I ban Deadpool for schooling Seaking.

I ban Sharks with teeth.

I ban Jules because I don't have any teeth....

I ban the lazy Shark for lacking teeth...

I ban Muffin for going head over heels for "Muffin Pirate" Ops. Try something constructive, like Reach or AC: B.

I ban Jack for using an idiom...

I was starting to get worried there.

I ban Muffin. Period.

I ban The Firehearts for lurking.

I ban Sandwich boy.

I ban DF too.

I ban TSC as well!

I ban Davy for his over the top excitement.

I ban Crest for the lack of excitement.

I ban Sharky for expecting false excitement.

I ban Jack for knowing about false excitement..

I ban MPO for recieving false excitement.

Yay. You learned something Muffin.

I ban Jack for being Jack. Yeah, that works.

I ban Sharky for.... uhh.... yea.

I ban Davy for that one thing he did.

I ban the overly vague bans flying around here.

Davy, I just lost The Game

I ban Crest for a vague ban.

I ban CS for being a vague human... ring... ring... Hello? Sharktooth that Pwncall is for you!

I ban Sharky for not finishing my Drink Replicator. I demand it to be finished tomorrow, or the collar will activate!

I also ban TSC for answering the phone.

I ban Jackie for bringing in his personal and irrelevant feuds to this ban session.

I ban Crest for not wanting a Drink Replicator. And I thought it would be useful for rum masters... alas.

I ban Jack for agreeing that I'm not comedic. There's 1...

I ban Crest for not being comedic... It serves a good lifestyle.

I ban TSC for making me want to sing Ring-A-Ling. Ring, ring ring. Hello, hello hello. Ding a ling!

I also ban The Game.

I ban Davy...... It is I! The Noob-y-ish Veteran of the ban game!

And I disappear again.... *poof*

I ban the common cold virus.

GAHHHH

I ban the uncommon cold virus.

GGAAHHHHHH

I ban sickness. 0_o

I ban Nate.

You don't do it right, its GAHHH, not GGAAHHHHHH.

I BAN NATE!!!!! Way to pop in at random!

I know right! I ban Cresty! Woot!

Bringing iPirate back...

I ban Nate for delving into the past. Back to the Future?

Ooh how'd you know! Ooh I miss ban sessions... I ban my long and very overdue banning absence.

I ban Nate for not banning first and adding commentary later. You are rusty, my friend.

I ban myself for that. My seven century absence in dream time has caused me to lose some memory.

I ban Nate for going all "Inception" on us.

I ban Crest for putting two and two together. Nicely done.

I ban Nate for expecting anything less of me.

I ban Crest because I expected more from you, actually. Hmmm....

I ban Nate for putting me on an imaginary pedestal in his absence.

I ban Crest for thinking such things.... *shudder*

I ban Crest, for I thought of you, and others, plenty of times while I was in Lingo.

I ban Nate for posting his final word in a separate font.

I ban Crest because I need to make it sound cool. Hold on... Let me change it real quick...

I ban Nate for making edits when he knows that's not allowed, via rule book law.

I ban Crest because I am a noob, remember? ;)

I ban Nate for admitting he is a noobanner. See, I live in denial, because I'm obviously not a n oobanner :D

I ban Sharktooth because il ne peut pas lire la langue je parle. :D

I ban Nate for not telling me what lanugage.

I ban Shark. Française!

I ban Sharky for not hanging around Davy enough.

I Ban Nate for forgetting the rulebook again

I ban Crest for it's French! And the lurking Crest.

I ban Crest. Refresh the memory of mine.

I ban Nate for thinking it's my job to refresh anything.

I ban the old mind of Nate.

I ban my dusty mind too. *takes walker over to rule book and reads....*

I ban Nate for looking at the rule book.

I ban McSharky for doing the hypocrite jig.

I ban Shark because you have the info wrong. I am not looking at the rulebook.

I ban Nate's new avvie. I like it a lot, lot.

I ban all u noobz cuz u all iz failz :D (i had an EKB moment)

I ban pib. Don't attract him here. Haven't met him yet, and I'm not excited to.

Who gets post #1000? I'll start a new ban game after that!

ME!!!! I BAN U ALL! :D i feel special