I ban Jack for finding himself a new minion. I applaud you.

I ban Davy for still resisting his title of minion. Keep your Ban Apprentice title. But I consider you no more than a Rum Minion when you enter my domain!

I ban Jack for being so cryptic about Davy's title.

I ban Jack for creating a monarchy. Isn't that what pirates are AGAINST?
And I'll ban myself for not having an updated page. Bloody internet...

I ban Crestshot. The Brethren of the coast was a constitutional monarchy under Captain Kidd. So pirates aren't ALL against monarchies.


pwnt

I ban Crest for almost making me question my motives. What you percieve as a Monarchy, I see as a crew. And I, I am the captain.

I ban Jack because... I don't not ban him??

I ban Skip... Double negatives ain't not bad.

I ban Witchdoctor Dan for being a GM of the Templar Empire. Work for Abstergo, eh?

I ban Jack for I am merely his replacement.

I ban Dan for having a name than rhymes with ban.

I ban Jack because I am Dan the Ban Man and I came to Jam and eat some Ham.

I ban Dan for making quite a rhyme. Jammy Witchdoctor...

I ban Jack for picking up on Dan's slack.

I ban Skipperdoo's mood for being all too appropiate.

I ban Jack for... oh yes you're right. I still ban you.

I ban Skipperdoo for not following my original plan for the Replicator at all. Please, use the metal and other required elements, like 115, appropiately.

I ban Jack for not knowing that there are only 112 known elements.

I ban Skipperdoo for not knowing the extent of the periodic table. Use Ununpentium. It has been provided to you.

I ban Jack because he cannot recite all of the elements.

I ban Jack for going full on Chemistry on us.
I ban Skippy for getting ahead of me due only to the time constraints.

I ban Crest for not knowing of the 115.

I ban Jack for expecting me to spend my time on that. I have stories to write and lines to memorize instead.

I ban Crest for having on a lot on her plate.

I ban Jack for having a plate worse than mine with his 115 elements.

I ban Crest for not knowing that there's more than 115. And that the only reason I'm thinking of 115 is because of a refernce to a favorite pastime of mine.

935. 115. Ascension.

I ban Jack for breaking his Grammar Police leash. The corrections are red.

I ban Crest for correcting me.

9. 21. 0. 8. 25. 7. 15. 13. 18. 3. 11...23....63... 6.5 Millimeter. Ascension.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]Why do I keep hearing these ***** numbers? I know my BO....

I ban you all...[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban Muffin for bringing bright stars to our presence.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]****iby****[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban Muffin for editing my quote. That "i" was capitalized.

I ban Crest for looking into what she actually said. I also ban MP for playing too much Black Ops.

[FONT=""][COLOR=""][SIZE=""]You mean MPO right? I ban Crest for accusing me. It was POF. LoL[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

I ban muffin for blaming POF for his phailz.

I ban Davy for FAILing to spell FAILS ;]

I ban Dog for his phail.

I ban sharky... what is this phail you speak of?? I see a fail there but no phails..

I ban Dog because if you sound it out, you will see the magicalness.

I ban Sharky for assuming im not smart enough to understand that "ph"=the sound of "f" however if you are going to do that you might as well call Davy Fireskull Davy Phireskull.

I ban Dog because I was playing along because you implied through sarcasm you didn't know 'ph' = 'f'

key phrase "through sarcasm" haha Banned

I ban Dog because I used it too. PWNED.

I ban McSharky for claiming pwnage when no such thing exists in his world.

I ban Crusty for not acknowledging my pwnage.

I ban the lot of ya for not realizing that the thread is almost done! Oh no!

I ban Stealthy for not getting promoted within his first hour of minionship.

I ban Skippy. Third-in command overall is still pretty high.

I ban Stealthy. When I launch my satellite, I'll be #2!!!!!!

You are going to eliminate either: me, sharky, or Jack. I ban ye.

IBY For not capitilizing a fellow minions name.

I ban Skippy for not saying that.

I ban Stealthy for stealing my ban.

IBY because I can.

IBY Because of your stupid reason.

IBY because I was just playing the game haha.

IBY because I am too haha.

0_o No way! IBY for playing this dreadful game!

IBY for saying IBY.

I ban Stealthy for being so hypocritical.

I ban the lot of you for calling me hypocritical.

I ban the use of IBY used on the previous page.

I ban Jack because you are seconding my ban.

I ban Stealthy for saying I second anything! I'm always first. Unless, last is required.

I ban Jack for being the first for me to ban!

I ban Skipperdoo for uniting my company. The missing cog, I should say.

I ban Jack for spelling Skippy's name wrong.

I ban stealthy for spelling my name wrong!

I ban Skiperdoo for making me think Skipper.

I ban Jack. Hi!

I ban Stealthy. Good Afternoon.

I ban Jack. So you want a mace?

I ban Stealthy, for I would prefer a mace, but a rapier or cutlass would work as well.

I ban Jack. The sword will be faster, but we can make a mace.

I ban Stealthy. The rapier and Cutlass are later projects for you to work on. I'd like all my employees to obtain one.

I ban you. Ok. I get a rum weapon?


EDIT: Here is a pic of my rum replicator: Attachment 4246

Pitiful. I expect more from you... So I ban you.

P.S. I'm almost done with the Rum Wrecker!!!

I ban Skiperdoo.


I am almost done with meh rum weapon Jack!

I ban Stealthy. I finished mine first!!!

I ban Skiperdo. Mine will be better. Trust me.

I ban the over-worked minions for over working. Sharky better keep up or his Commandant spot shall soon be lost!

I ban Jack. Who will replace?

I ban Stealthy for being the replacement. Skipper already is my left-hand man.

I ban Jack. Am i the Right?

I ban Stealthy for being my Right-Foot man.

I ban Jack.

I ban Stealthy for using the simple ban.

I ban Jack.

Laziness....

Ultra laziness...

I ban Stealthy for insulting me! His leader!

I w t l t s i b y.

I ban any use of IBY!

I ban you for banning the famed initials.

I ban Skippy for i said: I was to lazy to say I ban you.

I ban Stealthy for eating Tortillas.

I ban Jack for eating his own words.

I ban Skipperdoo for making me have to ask, who shall create the new Ban Thread? You or I?

I ban Jack for jumping far too much on the gun about a new thread. You should play the "how far can we get past 1000" game instead.

I ban Crest for not realizing it would be better to make a new thread AND your mentioned game. Double the ban!

Me making new thread!