I ban TSC for an edit ban, CST for a pointing that out ban, TSC for not knowing ban, I ban CST for knowing, I ban TSC for a very long ban, I ban 'em both for the delete post bans, I ban SC for figuring out the initials conspiracy, and I ban CST for seconding a ban.

I also ban the lurking guest.

I ban Stealthy for he can't ban with the sheer power that I do!

I ban Skip for messing that up.

I second that.

I ban you all TSC and CST for having the same initials as CTS, TCS, SCT and STC.

I ban Skiperdoo for being too insane for these forums.

I ban Skipper for making up random initials.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking skipper is making up random initials

I ban Sharktooth because somebody has those initials.

I ban Davy for not knowing who has them.

I ban Skiperdoo for not knowing either.

I ban Davy for not being creative.

OoOoOoOoH! Butterflies.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for not calling himself Mr. Skype-erdoo.

I ban Sharky for making a pop-culture refrence.

I ban Skype-y for giving himself a new nickname.

I ban Sharky for giving me it. What a terrible name.

I ban Skype for not liking it.

I ban Sharky for calling me that.

I ban Skip for not coming up with something to get back at CST.

I ban TSC for always appearing with a "BANNED"!

I ban Crest for always being late to ban.

I ban TSC for the idk.

I ban Crestshot a congratulations for becoming PNC's Co-guildmaster. Now go get me some rum.

I ban Davy. *slaps Davy* You get HER rum! She was promoted :P

I ban Pibby for turning violent.

I ban Crestshot for not giving me rum.

I ban Davy for being too lazy to go get some from his storage.

I ban Sharktooth because I don't want to have too much Monster Rum. That's dangerous, even for me. Now go get me rum.

I ban Davy for making me get him rum. - hands rum. -

I found it in a dumpster.

I ban Sharktooth. Ehh, can't be worse than Billy's stuff.

*drinks*

Meh, I've had worse.

I ban Davy. Good, glad to make teh master happy.

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I ban CST for trying to make people happy.

I ban TSC because I'll feed him to scorpions if he doesn't make me happy.

I ban Davy for not doing something more useful with those scorpions, like make them kidnap people and search for a lost stone to revive their civilization.

I ban Crestshot for referring to The Temple of Doom.

I ban Davy for wanting to hurt me. :O

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I ban McSharky for being far too surprised by that.

I ban Crest because who would want to be mean to me? I'm so..... good and stuff. 0_o

I ban CST for almost crying to Crest.

I ban TSC for almost feeling sorry for Sharky.

I ban muffin for yet another dumb ban.

I ban MP for getting the qoute wrong.

I ban Skippy for spelling quote wrong. I'll hide you from the remnants of the GP, it's ok.

I ban Crest for not realizing Skypey thinks he is in the GP. :laughks2:

I ban McSharky for making me think of a face chat service with his typo.

I ban Crest because it is his new nickname.

I ban Skarky for still calling me that.

Also, I am the remnant of the GP.

I ban Skypey for trying to be a part of the GP when he has bad grammar.

I ban Sharktooth and Skiperdoo because the GP fell apart. Jack was too drunk to do anything, so I had to do all the work.

I ban Davy for not trying to revive it.

I ban Sharktooth because it is a failed project. Now run along and drink this rum.

I ban Davy for not telling what flavor the rum is.

I ban Sharktooth. Its Monster Rum. Either that, or some sort of toxic acid. You'd better hope its acid.

I ban Davy for having a conversation in the Ban Game.

I ban Catherine because its not a conversation, and the ban game is always like this.

I also ban Stealthy's last ban because he forgot the apostrophe in "Sharky's."

I ban Davy for his double ban.

I ban Skipeedee for banning me for banning two times. Really? You can't come up with something better?

I ban Davy and Stealthy for awakening the Seven Great Banners. The banners whom ever since the beginning have sucessfully gratified the power for each of us to ban one another. Without them, our bans are useless.

I ban Skype for his gibberish.

I ban Sharky, because I didn't use any gibberish.

I ban Skype because that's what it reminded me of.

I ban Sharky for not grasping the true meaning of gibberish.

I ban Skype because I might not, but yours was a loose example.

I ban Sharky. What did I say that was gibberish?

Oit komoishlop viggly.

That's "I ban you." in gibberish.

I ban Davy because It's time to get a new thread.

I ban Skiperdoo because we need to wait until 1,000 posts.

I ban Davy for also being fluent in gibberish.

I ban Davy and Sharky because it already started!!!!

I ban Skypey for being to anxious to the start the Ban Game.

I ban Sharky for being too afraid.

I ban Skiperdoo because we needed to wait until 1,000.

I ban Davy for having the 978th post... what a wierd number.

I ban Skype for being bad at following teh rules.

I ban Sharky for his intentional misspelling.

I ban Skype because I speak noob.

I ban Sharky for being a fluent speaker of n00b.

I ban you all for WAAAAAAAAAAY jumping the gun! I'm ashamed!

I ban Crest for predicting it all with her aptly named title of this thread.

I ban SC for thinking he get to start the next Ban Game.

I ban all my minions, except Sharky, for jumping the gun, jumping the fence, and crossing the border on starting the new thread. Now I have to work to make this thread have 1,000 posts!

I second Jack's ban.

I ban Sharky for being the only one here to help me move this thread to death.

I ban Jack and begin helping him slay the thread.

I ban the thread!!

I ban you for banning a thread. Noobz.

I ban Davy for frequently changing his siggy quote.

I ban Jack because I plan to change it monthly.

I ban Davy for planning his changes to his signature.

I ban Jack for not planning more than ten minutes into the future if it doesn't involve rum.

I ban Davy for his big sig.