I ban myself for hopefully avoiding a double post. :psmiley35:

I ban Deadpool for the coherent train of thought.

I ban TSC because my train of thought is more like a runaway train.

I ban TSC for banning me earlier over Del's rightful title. Many call him a Ban Deity, so I just used what was typical. However, Ban Legend also suits him.

I ban JS because someone can make the case that by calling anyone a deity (hint: I am using a non-descriptive word) you might in violation of POF rules on that subject matter.

And Good Ol' Del is more of a Legend. Being that the word describes him more. Even better he is a Legendary Founding Father.

I ban Skirata for enlightening me on the rules and regulations about deities and what we should refer to them as whilst on the forums.

I ban JS because I take care of The Ban Gang.

I ban Skirata for looking after his servants/fellow banners/minions.

I also ban Invisi-Dead for being invisible!

I ban Jack for I am not a ghost... I am a Ghost Rider!!

I ban Dead for stating that I stated he was a ghost. I do remember saying that you were invisible.

I ban Dead for riding on ghosts. Do you know how dangerous that is?

I ban you both for the power of insanity is nothing compared to Bacon.

I ban Dead for bringing up Bacon. That was this morning's conversation, mate!

I ban Crest because I am still processing it.

I ban Deadpool for processing bacon in his brain and digestive system at the same time. That takes no skill.

I ban Davy for processing a terrible ban. That takes Poopy skill.

I ban Skiperdoo for using a spoiler. Don't you know no spoilers are allowed? :rulez:

I ban spoilers and all who use them for being a pain in the aft!

I ban JS because I have no better choice.

I ban Skirata for not disobeying the rules, like so many have done before.

I ban TSC because I have a better choice.

I ban Skipy for not having fast fingers!

I ban Jack because I got on the thread, but I didn't post for a while.

I ban Skipy for being either lazy/busy.

I ban Jack because It's the latter.

I ban Skip for having affection for another. The question is, another what?

I ban TSC for implying that he has affection for something inhuman.

I ban Skirata for presuming things.

I ban Jack for Skiperdooing me.

I ban Davy for I geddit it!

I ban Jack for reminding me of a little kid who has only a few teeth and can barely talk.

Then again, what else would a little kid who has only a few teeth and can barely talk remind me of?

I ban Davy for presuming the age of anybody.

I ban JS too!
 

I ban Davy for not specifing which he (Skip or Skirata) was DF talking about.

I ban TSC for being so picky, and adding a title to his ban.

I ban you again for typing a sentence that is confusing to read.

THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I ban DF because Villainy is an Art!!

I ban Davy for going Shakespearian upon us.

I also ban the 3 current onlline scrolly names. 4, if you count Davy's invisible one.

I ban TSC for thou art villainous enough to turn villainy into an art!!

I ban Davy for continuing upon his old ban, which was continued by Skirata, from your original ban about Villainy.

I ban Mr. Shipsteel for spelling Villainy wrong. uphail

I ban Mr. Villainy for critiquing my bans.

I ban Jack, because I prefer the term constructive criticism. Actually, I just prefer criticism.

I ban Davy for being critical of everybody, anybody, and nobody all at the same time.

PARADOX!

I ban Davy for his deconstructive criticism.

I ban Skiepy ferz seyin' the criztinzing was dekunstrucktive!

I ban Jack for not Skiperdooing Skiperdoo to ban me. For that, THOU ART A VILLAIN!

I will now commence to put this lighted grenade in your mouth.

I ban Davy for lighting a grenade and trying to put it in Jack's mouth.

His mouth's not that big.

-fpooey!-

DUCKZ AND COVA'!

Boom?

Wellz, tha' wasn'z a big 'splosion.

I banz Dave ferz no usin' the goo' stuuf!

I ban JAckZ 4... I don't nowz, all hiz lynes i gess.

I banz Skypers lackin' of propa' gramma'! Wuz 'rong with chu'?

I ban Skiperdoo for eating grenades.

I ban Skip for turning into a LoL Cat.

I ban TSC for calling Skiperdoo a cat. I do believe he is a bunny.

I banz TSC bcus... I'm an lol bunny lol>

I ban Skiperdoo because that text is annoying me. Stop it unless you want to end up like.... TSC!

I banz Skiraty fer spaekin' off citties in a tim' liek this!

I ban Jac k for mispeling wurds.

I bannr Skypern fer, is fune, cuz weren' wez Gee.P. a' won poin'?

I ban Jack bcuz the ri onlee duz the other thang, nowt taht/

I vanz Skyperdoo fer hevin' a fune nam'.

I ban Davy for making me laugh so hard with "skiperdooing skiperdoo"

I ban JS and Skip because all that nonsense could be considered Spam and an Irritating Posting Style both things are against POF Rules & Guidelines.

I skiperdoo MP and ban TSC fore hiz ofishil rulz bann.

U nowz u cuwd just ask mee 2 stawp.

I ban Skip because I could or I could just ask a Mod to sort this place out.

I ban TSC for really hating all the typos. You shoulda been GP.

I ban DF because its not the typos, its more of the effort to make something unreadable on purpose.

I ban TSC for backseat modding.

I ban DF for making such absurd accusation!

I ban TSC for accusing me of villainy.

I ban both you guys for accusing each other with wild things.

THOU ART A VILLAIN!

Therefore you are banned my dear Apprentice.

I ban Davy for thinking I'm his apprentice. I'm your minion. There is a difference :P

I ban PIB. Resistance is futile.

I ban DF for taking PIB.

I ban TSC for being under the impression that Davy would take a rotten pie along with him anywhere. XP

I ban Crest for thinking that Davy's trying to curtail his ownership of rotten stuff anytime soon.

kk this will be a update on that comment them: i ban anyone who thinks i didn't win over that lol

i ban... spanish spies! xD

I ban Swash1 for the double post.

I ban TSC for actually banning with a solid reason.

i ban tsc for banning me with a solid reason.

mr. skiperdoo plz dont ban me bc i said solid reason xD

I ban The Ban Gang just to see how far past 1000 can we get.
 

I ban Swash1 for begging to Skip.

I ban TSC for thinking I'm gonna start a new thread early again. :p

I ban Skiperdoo. Noobanners should not create threads for a game filled with Master Banners.

I ban Skype. I am creating.

I ban the idiots who are so desperate to start the next ban game. My turn to start it kiddos.

Incorrect, the Sven has banned.

I ban you for VILLAINy.

Could it be? Has Dr. Sban come to ban once again?

I ban SOS for taunting us previously, and so I can be the first to ban him on this thread!

I ban Jack for failing. Please read my previous post on this thread.

I ban Davy, for I am not usre I know this "you" that you speak of.

I ban Jack for not knowing whom Davy was specifying.

I ban Sven for not ending this game first.

I ban Stealthy for making me think this game was a previous version..

I ban This to an End... A Mod should be here soon.

I say you have not reached 1000 yet. There shall be no premature ending of this thread. Consider yourself banned.

I ban JackI because that ban you gave could have multiple meanings.

I ban Jack for actually listening to TSC.

I skip DF just to ban Jack Ironmalley for coming back to The Ban Game.

And now that's 1000. I shan't ban a soul.