I ban Dog because the same goes with me, although I seem to be always on.

I ban Skip for the last part of his sentence not making sense.. would be better to say I seem to always be on.

I ban Dog for implying that he seems to always be on.

I ban Skip for implying it first

I ban Dog for implying it last.

See what great feat we just accomplished there?

I ban Skip because basically what we just did there was state obvious facts... not that great of an accomplishment

I ban Dog because stating obvious facts is what your method is riddled with.

I on the other hand, don't like to spice it up with any sarcasm at all.

I ban Skip for that extremely obvious sarcasm.

I ban Dog because his sarcasm is the best I've seen recently.

I ban Skip for complementing me even though it's almost certainly sarcasm.

I ban Dog because recently my sarcasm hasn't been very proficient.

Here's a line graph to prove it, the red line is my sarcasm, meanwhile each blue x point counts as a ban, and the y line shows the sarcasm.
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See...

I ban Skip because you really need to work on that sarcasm mate thats sad right there.

I ban Dog for being a Senior Officer but not a member of AARP.

I ban TSC for reusing an already terrible pun. Besides Dog won't live to be a senior, dog's only live about ten years...

I ban MA for using human years to determine the age of a dog that should be measured in dog years, although the dog may be a human/dog hybrid of some sort.

I ban Davy for using a pathetic explanation of something that really does not matter.... On with the ban game!

I ban RF for adding extra importance to this.

I ban TSC because it's only important when Davy's not losing his dignity.

That means something's wrong.

I ban Skip because losing ones dignity does not mean something is wrong but in fact means something is RIGHT!

I ban RF for trying to excuse and explain his loss of dignity.

I ban TSC for making it sound like he had any in the first place.

I ban Skipeedee for being jealous of all the dignity I have. Its okay mate, nobody's perfect.

I ban Davy for trying to keep his dignity in the ban game, by posting in this thread you are doomed to lose it...

I ban Cannonbane for coming in and PWNING MA!!

I ban TSC for acknowledging pwnings again. It need not be announced!

I ban you all.

I ban Dog for pwning with his presence.

I ban Davy with my pop in, pop out ban.

I ban TSC for making a thread that took only two weeks to practically fill up.:william::buds:

I ban Hammy because it's in large part to the very new banners, such as yourself, that are addicted to banning.

I ban Sharky 'cause i've only been here for a few days...

I second that ban.... but towards Mr. Awesome. ;)

I ban Sharky for being the perfect example.

I ban Skiperdoo because Sharktooth has been banning as long as me, meaning September. You cannot say the same.

I ban Davy because it does not matter to TSC... We are all noobanners to him.

I ban MA for failing to realize that I am far above Noobanner, but not yet master. I am Apprentice to One, Hero to All.

I ban Davy for self proclaiming his position in the ban game... Bad senior noobanner!

I ban Jules because everyone knows I am apprenticed to TSC.

I ban the young grasshoppa....

http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/g...Grasshoppa.gif

I ban Jules for offering me something, seemingly free of charge. What is this?!

I skip ban Juliana, because that should be Davy's signature.

I ban MA because he should be. I made that signature foreverrr ago for the grasshoppa banners here. In fact, I really should update it :P

I ban Jules because I have a fine signature, thank you.

I ban Davy, because you are right.. yours is fine.. but mine is amazing.

I ban Juliana because a better word for it is awesome.

I ban Awesome for redefining the word by using it in his name.

I ban you a second time because your mood is a typo. Its villainy.

I ban Jules for desperately trying to promote her signatures.

I ban Davy because she is not promoting her signature... She is simple stating that it's there if anybody wants it.

I ban MA because its what she means, not what she says.

I ban Mr. Awesome for not having an Award. That's pretty un-Awesome. I also Ban DF because he is there.

I ban TSC because Awesome has lost its former definition because it was applied to his name.

I ban TSC because he banned me for being here for him when he needs me most to control the N00banners.

I skip ban TSC because the pathetic thing would be to request one for myself, you know like you do.

Also if Davy is TSCs apprentice, can I be Juliana's?

I ban MA for asking to be apprenticed. You are chosen, young one.

I Ban Davy for pointing out the obvious.

I ban Kat for pointing out the pointing out of the obvious, obviously.

I ban Kat for not pointing out the obvious!


-_- nice skip I ban you

cant let me ban my own guildmate can ya?

I ban Rich for not joining the insanity guild! All of us "normal" ban gamers are in it.

I'll send you a code: YTiNasNi

I ban Skip for giving out a invite code to a guild ( that could not be real ) out where people can see it and besides guild codes are game generated right.....?

I ban Rich for being hilariously unobservant.

I ban Skippy for not joining him in that ignorance which is bliss. (or so I hear. I wouldn't know.)

I ban Crest because I believe you mean bliss is ignorance, next time refrain from stealing my quotes.

I ban Skippy for both stealing then swapping the words of my ban, then claiming them as his own, rather than a general saying.

I ban Crest because you did in fact say "I wouldn't know".

I ban Skip for the lack of better choices, but at least its not MA.

I ban TSC, what is that supposed to mean?

I ban MA because it means that I have to ban you in order for someone such as TSC to ban someone worthy.

I ban Skip because no matter what TSC won't ban me, he will just say I got PWNED when I didn't after someone else bans me.

I ban MA because you're defenseless against the "Skip" ban.

I ban Skip because even an ICBM can be stopped.

I ban MA because that requires lots of precision, readiness, and planning. All of which you don't have.

Also, if you intend on TSC not banning you, why post in the first place?

I ban Skip for thinking I would post in a thread called "The Ban Game" and expect not to get banned.

I ban MA because that sounds just like something you would do.

I ban Skip, how would you ever come to that conclusion?

I ban MA for proving my point.

I ban Skip for depending on other people to prove his point, to lazy to do it yourself?

I ban Awesome for his attempt to make a question into a ban, merely by adding "I ban ___ for..." and a question mark.

I ban Crestshot because its obvious that the ban was meant to be a question, not the other way around.

I ban Davy because it was meant to be both.

I ban MA for something can not be two things at once.

I ban Davy because watermelons are green, and they're fruit.

I ban Skiperdoo because those are both characteristics, so it is not two things at once.

I ban Davy because a picture is two things at once.

It holds another world inside, meanwhile to the outside world, it appears to be a container of projections.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to sound deep.

I ban Davy.

I ban Sharktooth for using the reason of having no reason.

I ban Davy because he didn't even say his reason was no reason, therefore his ban is invalid.

I ban MA for thinking he can go around deeming bans invalid. Oh you have much to learn young one.

I ban Davy because somebody should go around deeming your bans invalid.

I ban Skiperdoo because...

A. There is no reason to deem bans that are fine invalid.

B. You all fear me, and will not dare.

I ban Davy for numbering his list with letters.
( will he letter his lists with numbers? )

I ban Davy for thinking Davy has any reason to listen to Davy.

I must skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban Davy_ for that horrible, foolish ban... I shall not go into further detail.

I ban Davy because it was better than your ban.

I ban MA because it was actually a very rare exception.

I ban the two Misters for still trying to insist my bans are worse than everyone's here... its always fun to watch a few Noobanners try to prove the impossible.

I ban Davy because if that's true, then why do you always play along with us?

I ban Skiperdoo because it is fun to lead you to what you think is victory and then destroy you.

I ban Davy for always using empty threats whenever he knows he has nothing clever to say.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking these threats are empty. They are quite full... unlike my rum bottle, which you should be filling for me. Unless you want one of those full threats.

I ban Davy because those are... were my bottles.

Your bottles are fu... empty now.

I skip ban Skip to ban Davy for making an empty threat by threating us with a full threat.