I ban andyspins because I've banned you before.

I ban SOS because I banned you a long time ago in a sea far, far away.

I ban Tiberius because it hasn't been long enough since I've banned you.


(Just kidding, old friend)

I ban Spammy a hello and thank you!

I ban Andy, for banning a returning Banee! :P

I ban Kriss for not banning a returning me.

The returning MA returns to return ban the returning SOS for returning.

I ban MA for Banning SOS and not Andy. :P More than 2 Bans without Banning Andy, just not good enough...

I ban Kriss. Now I've made three bans without banning Andy.

I ban Andy, since we can't have him not being banned any longer! :o

I ban Kriss. Why? To avenge my pet soup.

I ban Deadpool so he drops his soup.

I ban SOS so he can pick up the dropped soup. :D

I ban Kriss because I've never banned him before. :P

I ban CD because it has been far too long since i have seen you around these waters.

I ban TF because he speaks the truth! :p

I ban Tib bc it's been far too long since I banned him.

I ban Kriss because he skipped me and banned poor Tib!

I ban CD because there is no mercy here... only bacon cheeseburgers with fries and a vanilla shake... I must go on a special mission now.

I ban Dead for letting out classified information.

I ban SOS for trusting Deadpool with classified information in the first place.

I ban Tiberius because I want to, that is MY reason.

I ban MA, for I smell a hint of madness in that ban. Just a tad more than usual.

I ban Tiberius for not reading the small print under my name, you should expect madness.

I ban MA for believing that madness and corruption are one in the same.

I ban Tiberius because madness is the corruption of sanity.

I was a sane boy once, but then I got better.

I ban MA for believing that there may have been sanity to begin with in a place like this.

I ban Tiberius for not remembering before his sanity corruption, before he was old enough to drink Rum.

I ban MA for that true statement... I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

I ban Tiberius for that dramatically bad ban.

I ban MA for continually failing to appreciate the quotes I so whimsically place in my bans.

I ban Tiberius for actually thinking whimsical things can exist in the Ban Game.

I ban MA because the perfect ban should be elegant and graceful, yet fierce and painful.

I ban Tiberus because his ban is ful of it.

I ban MA for being the last to join the ranks.

I ban Tiberius, because I was going to give him a sammich, but I'll think I'll eat it myself now...

It is an honour, Captain.

I ban MA for reaching that special place that Jack Sparrow was talking about.

I ban Tiberius because this special place feels all warm... And fuzzy...

Time to corrupt it!!

I ban MA.

That's my boy!

I ban Tiberius because I was a sane BOY once, but then I became a Mr.

I ban MA because I had always believed that his first name has always been Mr.

I ban Tiberius because Awesome is my first name, and my middle name, and my last name, and my nickname, and my occupation.

I ban MA because, if my memory serves, his occupation changed about 8 posts ago.

I ban Tiberius because I believe in bringing Awesomeness to everything I do, even being a noobanner.

How do you think I got promoted?

I ban MA for a question ban, a form of banning too low for someone of your rank. You still have much to learn.

I ban Tiberius because as a Ban Master I should expect to ask a question and have someone else go through the trouble of answering it.

I ban MA because you should never need to ask questions anymore. Example:

Noobanner: "Can I haz sammich?"

Ban Master: "Make me a sandwich."

I ban Tiberius.

Tiberius: "Why U ban meh?"

Mr. Awesome: "Because I want to."

I ban MA for failing to remember that my bans are elegant and graceful, but fierce and painful.

I ban Tiberius for a repeat ban, a form of banning too low for someone of your rank. You still have much to learn.

I ban MA because until SOS gets here, I have the power to ban how I please and still carry immense power with each one.

I ban Tiberius for having to pull the power card, well at least until an older Ban Master arrives to stop him.

I ban MA because his ban didn't make sense spiritually, ecumenically, or grammatically. Especially grammatically.

I ban Tiberius for banning me immediately after our discussion on repeat Bans with a repeat Ban.

Clever girl...

I ban MA for daring to bring in a quote from a movie where John Williams composes the music. If you're going to be banning in these waters, your quote's soundtrack better be a Zimmer one.

Don't you want to take a leap of faith?

What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea.

I think banning you is a great idea.

I ban Tiberius Fireskull.

I ban MA if he thinks that banning me in such a manner is a good idea, said idea must have been planted by a very unwise person.

I ban Tiberius.

What now? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?

Or you could surrender.

I ban MA for being a slow learner.

I ban Tiberius because I answered my own question so it doesn't count. Example:

MA: "Do you know why I want to ban you, Tiberius?"

Tiberius: "why?"

MA: " Because I want to!!"

I ban MA because if that were truly me in that example,

1. I would have used proper capitalization.

2. There should be a captain in there somewhere.

I BaN TiBeRiuS FiReSKuLL FoR iNSiSTiNG oN PRoPeR CaPiTaLiZaTioN!

I ban MA because I must leave due to this hideous capitalization.

I ban you a goodnight!

I ban Tiberius!

Until next time, my friend.

I ban Andy for being absent fo so many Bans! :P

I ban Kriss for bothering to capitalize andy's name when andy himself was too lazy to do it.

I ban MA for making sure the noobanners know their place.

I ban Tib to claim my own place in a pineapple at the top of a mountain.

I ban Dead for not knocking that pineapple to the bottom of the sea.

I ban Crest as I haven't done so in years!

I ban Sven for mentioning years. That's just mean.

I ban Crest for the years of tears with fears up in heres yo.

I ban Dead for not releasing the doves.

I ban Sven for wanting to get pigeon poop all over us.

I ban Crestshot because you could all use a little Pigeon Poop around here.

I ban Awesome for offering himself for the pigeon poop delivery.

I ban Crestshot for not knowing that is the Pigeons job.

I ban Awesome for lying to me about his true identity of non-pigeon this entire time.

I ban Crestshot for missing all the obvious signs that I am in fact a Aegyptiacus Rex. Duh.

I ban Awesome for using big scientific-sounding words. I'm a lowly pirate, mate.

I ban Crest because the biggest word I know is smiles since there's a mile between each s.

I ban Dead for almost making that sound like I can use it as a pick up line.

I ban Crest because I should probably save that as a possible pick up line myself.

I ban Dead for starting to think of pickup lines.

I ban Crestshot for communicating with someone who's pirate name rhymes with drooliana.

I ban Sven for not branching out his forms of communication to a tree the size of Yggdrasil.

I ban Crestshot because I am the Nidhogg to your Yggdrasil.

I ban MA just because he's the last to make a ban. :P

I ban Kriss for the noobanner ban.

I also ban all of the ban masters who have posted in this thread, old and new, because

I ban Tiberius Fireskull because they all owe me money.

I ban MA because most of us owe each other sandwiches.

I ban Tiberius because we should all band together to force the Noobanners to make us Sandwiches.

I ban MA because he probably owes me several sandwiches.

I ban Tib because I prefer my sandwiches to be cooked over the flames of a volcano with a side of tropical orange juice delivered from the antarctic.

I ban Deadpool for liking his sandwiches well done and his drinks ice cold.

I ban Tiberius because I like my Bans well done and ice cold.

I ban MA because the people I ban end up well done and ice cold.

I ban Tiberius because the next Ban Thread is going to be Awesome.