Granted but it's filled with jalapeno peppers

I wish for a bubblegum gun..

granted but it only blows bubblegum bubbles

i wish for a dead chicken??

Granted, but it is a zombie

I wish for air

granted but air goes away .23 secons later.

i wish for more wishes, i wanna be a wishing well

granted but u turn in to a jeanie in a lamp

i wish i didnt have so many typos lol

Granted but your keyboard shuts off and won't type.
I wish for Spongebob to be in POTCO.

granted but he goes under the sea and u never see him

i wish for a cheese burger in paradise (lol)

Granted but once you're done with the burger you fall out of paradise.

Your wish for nothing is granted but you get the kraken attacking you.

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, but I draw all over it.
I wish I was more active on this forum.

Granted, but you can only reply in closed threads.

I wish life was easier.

Granted, but it's my life now.
I wish I could live in Port Royal.

granted but you are in jail forever








i wish for cats on my war sloop 50 of them

granted but u only have one littler box and no scooper ( lol )

i wish for a ice cream

Granted. You get avocado and rice ice cream.

I wish for power.