Using my persuasive abilities, I persuade you to let me have the ship. As you are getting into the dingy, I wave you a farewell, and sail away from your dingy. Only then do you realize that there is no land in sight, and you have no oars.

ICOTS

Using my all powerful shooting skillz, I take careful sight at your shoulder, and fire, hitting you exactly in a spot with enough force to knock you unconcious. I then swim back to the ship and take my rightful title.

ICOTS.

Your bullet missed, and Davy was only faking. He then get's up and pushes you off. As he's waving farewell I throw Jack's boot at him and he falls overboard.

ICOTS

jason hasa heart attack and dies
icots

You have a stroke and die.

ICOTS

u die of boredness


icots

You fall on a ice cube and crack yer head open.

ICOTS

u drown in a barrle of water

icots

You die.

ICOTS

i come back and slap u to death

icots

Icots

:)

I become Darth Vader's Apprentice and... well if you have played The Force Unleashed, you know what I do next. :)

ICOTS

You eat a pound of salt and you die.

ICOTS

I point to me username, and waltz over to the helm.

ICOTS.

I point at my username.

I am not the captain of the ship..:D