3! Numero tres!

The thread is a lie. You fail.

Your own thread a lie? Fail.

Options?
1) Return to story.
2) Go to ban game.

Number three: Do both because you can have multiple tabs.

You disobey my rules. Your computer spontaneously combusts.

You forfeit your Fate choice.
Pick 'em:
1.) You die.
2.) Look in the mirror. That person dies.
3.) The person reading this dies.
4.) No one dies... But you.

4. Sacrifices must be made for the good of many.

Turns out: You is a metaphor. Everyone dies anyways.

Options?

1) Revive those who died by your hand.
2) Revive those who perished by your doing.

They are synonyms, so 2.

They are all revived, and because they didn'y know you killed them, they worship you as their savior. To an extent.

Ok, choose.

1.) Jack is a noob and deserves to be punished. (Just felt like saying that.) :laughks2:
2.) Im in ur base stealin ur ammo
3.) All your base belong to us!
4.) You cannot live, make your time!

2. I would really like to see 2.

I go to your base. You are too busy fending off the attacking noobs to notice me stealing a few rockets. I climb up the ladder, and BOOM! Kill you all and myself. For I am also a noob.

Options?

1) No.