Thats hard to do for someone like me.

Die.

I can't I gots too much skillz

Go away. Now.

But my feet are glued to the ground!!!111!!!!

Un-Glue me!

I can't, because I am not good at doing that.

Someone un-glue Pirate Guy

I can't reach Pirate Guy. He's an inch too far from me.

Go find the Lost Treasure.

I can't, it is lost.

Go find the food

I'm too lazy.

Go do that yourself.

I'm also too lazy.

Go tell the POTCO staff to release the Kraken

I dislike glitched updates.

Gimme liberty or gimme rum! Although, rum is prefered.

I can't I am in debt because of someones rum taxes so I don't have any.

Lower the rum taxes!

Not until Mr. Spoiler subsides.

Listen to good advice.

I can't, I already do.

Get me a pie

Pies are Hard......

Make me a Pastry!

But Muffin is gone....

Make me some pizza

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No hablo Italian.

Learn what that means.