I ban Davy because all legendary should only be served with lemon sauce.

I ban MA for liking fish. Fish is disgusting.

I ban Davy for not liking fish. Fish is awesome! (And healthy.)

I ban MA because for such an amazing piece of really useless information that nobody cares about.

I ban TSC for snapping at the Noobanner. Don't make him cry! Kill him quickly, so no tears are shed...

I ban MA because I prefer crustaceans.

I ban Davy for asking TSC to show mercy. Don't show mercy! hit me with your best shot! I'll take it like a man!

I ban TSC because there was! 0_o! How did you know? There was a small pinch of it, I swear...

I ban CST for skiping over exactly 8 bans. (Or 2 depending on how you look at it.)

I ban MA for not having the audacity to do it himself.

i ban juliana! for saying that sven missed him... ( he did... )

I ban swash for needing to go back several pages per ban.

I ban Sharky

I ban rich for his lack of creativity...

I ban Deadpool for spilling his coffie! (i bet i spelled it wrong)

I ban cannon for not banning me. I feel sad now :(