I Skip ban Davy because my liver is already gone from having drank WAY to much rum.

I ban Awesome for there is no such thing as to much rum.

I ban Crest for thinking I don't know the chemical formula for glucose.

I ban MA for having a weak liver.

I ban SEAKING because I've only drank too much rum when the rum is completely gone.

I ban Davy because the NFL Draft is on.

I ban Sharky because Carolina pick = fail.

I ban Skip & Shark for conversing in the ban game.

I ban Davy for banning multiple people in his past two Bans.

I ban Will for thinking that that is a problem. Silly Noobanner!

I ban Davy for thinking I thought it was a problem.
I also ban Davy for calling me by my pirate name. That is an unacceptable offense to my name!

I ban Will for being too sensitive.

I ban TSC for replacing me with Davy. I am now sad and sandwichless... *sigh* ;)

I ban Davy to welcome his return, even though I'm a bit late with the gesture...

I ban Davy for thinking I'm too sensitive.

I ban Juliana just because.

I ban CT for that uncreative ban.

I ban Mr. Awesome because uncreativeness is awesome.

I ban Will for thinking that gets you anywhere in this twisted game.

I also ban you all randomly because credit music in POTC2 is amazing.