Granted ....but it's made of chocolate .....

I wish for an early winter .....

Granted, you're sent to Australia forever. It's winter there right now.

I wish for an ice palace that never melts.

Granted, you freeze to death.

I wish for mad drawing skills.

Granted .....then you literally go mad after drawing a masterpiece.

I wish for New York style pizza....

Granted, but you get it in Chicago and are mobbed.

I wish for trading cards.

Grated but you trade them all at once

i wish for another battery for my mouse

Granted, its a AA, but you need AAA

I wish for breakfast.

( thank you lol I actually really do need AA )

granted but it breaks.

i wish for people to post more

Granted, but they all turn into screaming noobs.

I wish for faster internet.

Granted, your Internet is so fast that your computer can't take it, and it explodes, taking you with it in a beautiful fireworks display.

I wish for Thursday.

Granted, but its the last Thursday ever.

I wish for music.

Granted ....but it's Davy Jones playing a cursed song and you become part of the ship.

I wish for Chili.......

Granted....the lenses are so thick you start a fire.....

I wish for Kraken Tacos