Man Overboard and you notice the crew jumping off so you jump off but get back on because...

You see another Ship by the name of.....

" the S.S.Jack Is Great ". THIS one stays, but then U realize that there are not other ships out there IN THE WORLD, so U decide to board this one. while aboard, you.....

Sink it and Jolly Roger raises all the Sunken ships again and you see one coming with the name of....

Edward's Ironhull captained by Bob The Pirate Lord of Alabama so...

the boat immediately sinks because...

Bob had too much rum and sailed into a reef but...

was rescued by...

Swash and then another boat comes by with the name of.....

The Hey Don't Sink Me but sharks take it over and...

a fellow named Jack Sharkbane, also know as Dr. Jaws comes and invites you to terrorize the high seas on the back of sharks, and you agree, and so does swash. while riding with Dr. Jaws and Swash you have the time of your life, and then you......

fall off and see a mermaid but it was...

Just Jaws to help you up, and then you.............

jump back in yelling "come back mermaid!" but...

swash hits you in the jaw, and then...........