i walk up to james taps james shoulder i point behind him " hey! look whats that! " takes sword while james is looking haha

I beat Angel over the head with my rum bottle(yes, it is excellent rum) and take the sword, using my all-powerfulness, I end this thread...

I start it back up again. I politely ask you for the lost sword, and you give it to me. I say thank you very much. You say: Why of course Davy! Its no problem at all! Here! Have all my rum!!!

Then KOTC gives me all his rum (I'm not drinking it yet.) and the lost sword. I happily walk off, while KOTC wonders what the heck he just did.

See people? Anything can be solved by saying please and thank you.

I throw the rum in Davy's eyes like Throw Sand and sail away on a French Cerberus holding the sword. My sword.

The Undead on the ship go, "Hey, whats that guy doing here?" Then they beat you up and feed you to sharks, and they take the lost sword. Then they say: "Hey look, there is nice old Davy who is always being so nice to us, lets give him this sword!" Then they give it to me, and I say "Why thank you Captain Bonehead!" And he says "Your welcome Davy!"

Being nice gets you anywhere!

I trade you a baseball card for the Lost Sword, and you hand it over and we both go our seperate ways, content.

I then realize that the baseball card is a fake, so I throw it at you and it gives you a paper-cut. You then start sucking on your cut finger and you drop the sword. I take it and walk away. Laughing at Jibbs the whole time.

You trip. i take the sword.

You trip, fall, and somehow get a paper cut. I take the sword.

I drink Phantom Spirits and move away with the sword, also pouring Phantom Spirits on the sword, we are both... INVISIBLE! I then put a Kick Me sticky note on everyone who tries to take the lost sword.

The Phantom spirits run out of time and I take it, and put the Kick Me sign on YOU.

I summon my pet Slaad (don't ask) and while it is busy ripping your intestines out, I take the sword and fly away...

I random teleport to Keeper and take the sword, then fall down dramatically to the ground, and land perfectly on my feet :cool:

Unfortunately for him, as gets running, I trip him, and he falls into a black hole of my creation. The black hole then closes, leaving the sword, and I run off into the distance...

You all had a fake lost sword. I have digested the real one.