I ban SvenO Noob

I ban Sven for not expecting that of me by now.

I ban dead for wasting a ban on Sven!

I ban Matthew for calling me KOTH, when I'm KOTC.

I ban Keeper for going back to find that and ban it.

I ban Crest for acting as if she wouldn't do the same.

I ban Sven because I know he's done the same.

I ban Crest for telling the truth.

I ban Sven for having a cool singnature

I ban Filly!

I ban the rare Fillyteen ban!
I ban Sven for beating me! Darn stubborn fingers!

I ban you for missing rare bans.

I ban Sven because as a Ban Master, I can skip you. So Filly is still banned.

I ban Crest because I'm a more experienced Ban Master, giving me the ability to stop you from skipping. Although if that's what you feel the need to do, you do not collect your $200 at go.

I ban Sven for using a cheesy Monopoly reference. (Only I can do that)