He wakes up to find that he is almost on fire, and that he had time traveled to Rummrunner's Isle, to realize, like Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth had started the fire, and somewhere in the distance he heard, "Why is all the rum gone?".

Joe then walks over to Elizabeth, and excalims, "Why IS the rum gone?!?"

she sold it to the navy and he had 6 heart attacks an 2 strokes elizabeth pores rum near his grave

a zombie (or a skeleton from Davy's crew) pops out of the grave in thanks of the rum that was poured near the grave

Then Joe pops out of the ground and starts doing the Thriller Dance.

The skeleton joins him, and so does Elizabeth.

Joe realises that this was just a messed up joke he made in his head, what really happened is Elizabeth had burned the rum to make a signal for the navy ships and Jack had kidnapped her(again), and Jack Sparrow said to Joe ( or should I say Eoj?) "You wouldn't have a way out of this pickle barrel, would ya, savvy?" Joe/Eoj says no, and Jack looks sad, then fasions a rope out of his hair and lassos two sea turtles, and says " Hop on me shoulders for a piggyback ride to Tortuga!" Joe/Eoj thinks to himself that this is probably one of the best days he's had in a long time.

But of course, Joe falls off the turtle boat and falls head first into the seas!

Joe then swims out to a nearby ship to steal some more rum

Joe, however, realizes that the ship is rumless!

He ends up on Rumrunner's, and gets his rum; however, when he comes back, he finds that his ship has been eaten by a gigantic crab, so he is now stranded!

Joe then swims to the Gigantic crab, and hitches a ride!

the crab uses his claws to pinch Joe to get off of him, Joe takes his gun out to shot the crab.

Joe shoots the crab, and the bullet penetrates the crab's head, killing it, causing Joe to fall from its grasp, and he quickly leaps into the air, celebrating, only to get struck by lightning, from a random storm that came from nowhere.