Blackbeard cries out in agony.

Lt. comander Grooves slaps him.

He gets angry with him and uses the sword of Triton to send Grooves off the boat.

Then Jack says "WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY!!!!!!"

Everyone stops and looks at him.

And Jack screams for no reason.

Then he goes in to a tavern and steals some rum.

Only after he climbs up Blackbeard's beard, pushes him into the water, takes the QAR, and sails to Tortuga.

But Tortuga comes to life and eats the Queen Ann's Revenge!

So Jack runs to a Dinghy with his stolen rum and sails away to safety.

He happily drank all the rum.

And fell out of the boat!

The shark attack now begins.

He wards them off with his endless supply of empty rum bottles.

The leader shark starts to fly, Jack says " Its a bird, no its its a plane, no its Supershark!"