I ban this "sensitive" madness.

I ban the lot of you because there is nothing better than pwning you all in the ban game, watching POTC2, and doing homework at the same time.

I ban Davy because that could make your head explode if you do it wrong.

I ban Davy because doing homework is mucho lame, therefore there are better things to do. Therefore, I hiss at you. /hiss
I also ban Skiperdoo because something.

I ban Skiperdoo for implying I lack skills.

I ban CT because doing your homework is what gets you into college.

I ban Davy for giving me info I already knew.

I ban Davy because I was implying that explosions occur when you do it wrong, not that you were doing it wrong yourself.

I ban CT for... something...

I ban Skiperdoo for [Insert Valid Reason Here].

I ban the Noobanners for thinking lack of reason is in fact, reason.

I ban Davy because lack of reason is a reason. It is a reason that shows you have no reason, therefore you cannot reason with the reason that you have no reason to reason with reasoninging. Therefore, you didn't notice I used two "ing"s there.

I ban CT for explaining that reasonless bans, are indeed reasonless.

I skip ban CT for admitting he has no reason.

I ban MA for taking the words right out of my mouth.

Now why don't you put a sandwich IN my mouth. Or at least make one.

OK, I'll order you a sandwich, two sandwichs, hold the cheese and beef, with extra razor blades and nails. Oh and one large bottle of Gunpowder rum!

I ban MA for not banning!

Ultra super epic phailz!