I ban Jack for trying to make it seem like he has even a modicum amount of the brain power it takes to keep all these bans straight.

I ban Crest for even if I could keep them all straight in my head, where to put 'em?

I ban Jack because I am!

I ban Chalupa for saying he knows all the bans. -guffaws-

I ban JS for dilly dallying.

I ban TSC for saying I dilly dally. It is completely apparent that I dawdle.

I ban JS for lollygagging too.

I ban TSC for noticing that. The Dawdling was supposed to cover the lollygagging! More dawdle, more dawdle!

i ban jack for all of thee above

I ban Jack for needing more of anything than what he has at this point. I refuse to provide.

I ban Angel for beating me despite me clicking enter at the exact 45 second mark.

I ban Crest for stopping mid-sentence. That's like me talking about random stuff and then

I ban Crest and Angel for trying to post too fast

I ban Jack for beating me

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for double posting. You have disobeyed ze rulez!

i ban jack for like u know the rules