I ban andy because you were now just banned by Stealthy.

I ban the Christmas colors. You're late by five months.

I ban Davy for not accepting holiday spirit, even in the wrong time of year!

I ban Davy for noticing that.

I ban andy for assuming I didn't accept it. I accepted it, so I banned it.

I skip ban Davy to ban stealth for not saying 'Skip Ban' in his skip ban. I also ban Davy for assuming I assumed that.

I ban andy for leading in to a linkage of assumptions. Read about that a lot, Senor Bookworm?

I ban Del because Davy said assume first

I ban Del because I am assuming that if I make an assumption ban, everyone will get all excited and start making assumption chains, but now that I have said this they probably will not just to sound independent.

Therefore I have no clue what the next banner will say.

I ban andy for naming fingers and pointing names.

I ban Davy for quoting a movie and supporting me instead of bannning me.

I ban Andy for bannning Davy and not banning him.

I ban andy for thinking I didn't ban him. Let me go back to my previous post...

I ban Davy for liking grenade better than staff.

I ban andy. Elaboration not needed.