Tom, you have to change one letter only so it would be from PAIN to MAIN or something along those lines.

I'll keep your last word DARK and change to PARK.

sorry i messed up i thought it was every two the word changed

I nark...........

...You sure you aren't a Mark?

Nope im from MARS

Let's check out the MAPS.

I dont like taking NAPS

So, what is the PLAN?

Teh Plan is to PLAY

Do you like chips like LAYS?

So many WAYS

Do you like the Blue JAYS?

i think we need some rays

Do you like pie Rats?

How about The New England PATS?