Quite the teleportation powers Joe has..

Joe sees Cap'n Jack and JR fighting a heated battle, so, he takes a bottle of rum, sits down on the nearest tree stump, and enjoys the show.

A wasp flies around the area, minding its own business, it stays still for a moment, trying to blend in.

Joe grows not to very fond of the wasps' buzzing, so he swats at him, and squishes him.

The wasps get mad and kill Joe.

Joe then gets luckily revived at the last moment by.. Jack! The Monkey!

Then rabid Jack maims his face.

Joe then realizes how horrid he looks, and charges straight into the Cap'n Jack/JR fight.

Jolly Roger yells out "WHO IN THE BLAZES IS THIS!?" and then Jack yells out "Some moron... feel free to stab him..."

Joe stares as Cap'n Jack, wondering why his friend would do such a thing, right before Jack the monkey jumped on JR's face.

Joe realizes that Jack the Monkey is cuddling with Jolly Roger, and Jolly laughs like a little girl in a field of flowers.

Cap'n Jack realizes that JR is laughing with joy, and uses the opprotunity to stab him through the chest.

But the problem is, it just goes through his ribs, and hits nothing.

The moonlight goes away with a cloud infront of it, causing the cursed moon to disappear behind the clouds.

Joe then returns to normal, Jolly Roger, being the coward he is, retreats, while Jack Sparrow, ONCE AGAIN, fashions a rope out of his hair, lassos two turtles together, and says " Back to Tortuga, savvy?" Joe accepts his offer and rides piggy-back-to Tortuga.

However, mid-way through the ride to Tortuga, Jack demands payment for the ride in.... RUM!