I ban Jack, because the insanity of my mind itself is far more than yours.

I ban Davy for being flat-out rum. I mean wrong. Flat-out wrong.

I ban Jack for being too drunk to ban well.

I ban Davy for thinking I'm drunk this late in the day! I got drunk hours ago.

I ban Jack for drinking so much rum that his drunkness (is that a word?) is lasting until now.

I ban Davy for consuming shots at a constant rate.

I second that ban.

I ban Stealth for not being creative enough to think up his own.

I second that ban.

I ban the double seconds. Would that equal a quadruple?

I ban Jack for asking a question in a ban game

I ban Leo for not letting an inquisitive nature to overtake him.

I ban Jack's inquisitive nature.

I ban Sharky for assuming my nature is inquisitive.

I ban Jack for wondering if he is inquisitive.