So Jack and Tia taunt him with bottles of rum, making him angrier and angrier.

So he calls his best buddy, Cthulhu.

Cthulhu steals all their rum!

Jack starts to cry. (cue sad music)

Cthulhu slaps Jack for crying like a baby and then promptly eats him.

Jack rejoices at the fact that Cthulhu didn't chew.

Then the stomach acids start to burn!

Jack feels a really bad feeling, and then burps loudly, making Cthulhu cough him up as he hurtles back up his throat. (gross, right?)

Tia curses Cthulhu making him burn alive.

Davy is upset that his ex-girlfriend killed his best mate.

He orders the Kraken on her!

Tia simply steps into her hut while the Kraken roars at her from the sea.

Davy is very angry.

So angry that he explodes!

Pieces of Davy land on Jack and Tia.