I ban Dog for failing.

I ban CST because Dog is failing at many things.

I ban TSC because he doesn't fail if he can ban and do other things at the same time, and yet still come up with semi-descent bans.

I ban DF for teaming up with Dog.

I ban TSC because my dog is loyal to me, and I am loyal to him. *throws Dog a treat*

I ban Davy for forming an alliance with other banners.

I ban Sharktooth for there is no other way to survive in this cruel world.

I ban Davy for being to cool to ban *eats treat*

I ban All of you for being lucky enough of never meeting the relentless Ban Unit!

I ban TSC for capitalizing the A in "all". Okay yes, I'm not GP but typos drive me MAD!

I ban TSC a second time because those in the "Ban Unit" are probably all gone now.

I ban Davy for consistently giving people multiple bans.

I ban Sharktooth because I like banning people more than once.

I ban Davy for putting so much effort into banning people.

I ban Sharktooth for not putting effort into banning people.

I ban Catherine for only using the contrary of Sharktooth's ban. How unoriginal.

I ban you all a good night.