I ban MA for desperately trying to Pwn me. Going to the point of skipping people and bringing old topics and bans in his feeble attempts.

Let me go find old issues and try to ban Dr. Zep for something he might have said 2 years ago.

I ban TSC for not liking it when people bring back his past.

I ban DF because I don't mind. It's just when you try so hard and keep failing, then start to bring past issues instead of using what's at hand. Because lets face it, nobody remembers bans from older threads or things said in those threads. It's like me trying to RickRoll someone.

I ban TSC for not remembering his past pwnages. Not even one?

I also ban TSC again for seeming to lose patience with the Noobanners.

I ban TSC because I remember them I just don't use them as Ban Ammo.

I ban TSC for having a split personality.

I ban DF because I must to keep you all on high alert. It's the same personality just different perspectives for different situations. Specially since I have someone trying really hard to get me. I am proud of that.

I ban TSC for being proud of his split personality which he denies. Careful, don't want to end up like Gollum!

I ban Davy for trying to "get" Skirata. Whether I should applaud you or run away from you, I am not sure of.

I ban DF because Golem and Gollum are different things. Golem is a Jewish folklore creature while Gollum just wants a ring.

I add a ban to JS because DF is not out to get me.... I think.

Good God! Jack Shipsteel lives!

I ban Jack for questioning what he should do. The later of course, have you no common sense?

Ha! What kind of a question is that...

I also ban TSC because its a pretty ring... precious....

I ban Davy for thinking I would ever have departed. Merely, I watch from the sidelines.

I ban Jack because the sidelines have walls that obscure the view. You must be within the game to truly experience it.

I ban Davy for trying to either a) Be/Appear/Show Wise/wisdom, b) liking to tutor me in the ways of banning, or c) enticing me to stay in the ban game.

I ban Jack for having too many slashes in option "a".

I ban you a second time for forgetting option d.