Hmmmm.....was Nostradamus a nut case or could he actually see the future?

Hmmmmmmmmm.....why doesn't Lucy let Charlie Brown kick the football?

Hmmm...Why do they call it "Star Wars"..when the stars aren't the ones fighting??

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........why cannt BBK keep all the rum to themselves

Hmmmm...why does yr auto always break-down in the winter?

Hmmmmmmm....why do the employees at the information kiosk in the mall get mad when I ask them how far it is to Anchorage?

HAHAHA! Well done...that just made my day...you hear things like this all the time and laugh, but then forget...nice to be reminded...hehe


Hmmmm......why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

There is a shortage of umbrellas in Spain.



hmmmm If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

Hmmmmmm...as the old saying goes, "when in Rome do as the Romans do"...when I'm in Maine why can't I do as the Maniacs do?

ROFL...Great one Zep!!

Hmmm.......If my BD fell on FEB 29th (only every 4 years) could I subtract all those in between years from me age??

There is always one thing this time of year that makes me go Hmmmmmmmmm...now I'm no scientist or anything but since when do missles have toes??

Nope: every 365 (or around so for those caring) days, you're a year older: you'll just have fewer birthdays I reck'n.People die all the time over-abusing and, sometimes even, not-over-abusing, medicines.

Hmm... what would you do if you had to answer all these questions on this thread?

I'd certainly be a bit more cheerful about it...

Anyways...

Hmmmmmmm.....are frosted flakes really that greeeeAAAAAt?

Hmmmm....Shouldn't the warnings say "Scientists cause cancer in laboratory mice"?

Hmm...with one wheel it's a Unicycle, 2 wheels is a bicycle, 3 wheels is a tricycle...so how come a car isn't called a quadhicle?