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Joe slams Jack on the head with a rum bottle, knocking him unconscious.

Jack falls into the water, but Joe realizes he has no way of controlling the sea turtles.

he wakes up in front of jack sparrow fighting DAVY JONES

Then davy throws the monkey in the water and he spots and alien spacecraft.

Cool, it's Joe, not Davy. Davy retired himself long ago...

JOE then throws rocks he found on the ground at the UFO.

ufo turns into a nuke

Joe shoots the UFO/Nuke with Jack the Monkey, and Jack the Monkey absorbs the Nuke's explosion, like the little undead bugger he is.

joe wakes up in front of jack and jolly roger fighting

Joe decides to end his misery, and he kills himself, however this was also a dream, and he ends up in "the limbo"

Loved Inception!

Rock Crabs arrive with Joe's ship, carrying it on their backs like a wave of water, Jack rubs his eyes in disbeleif

Joe takes off in his new-found ship, and sails to World's End.

The Kraken attacks him here and he's sent to davy jone's locker.

Davy Jones then comes down to his locker and drops a load of stinky laundry in it.

joe wakes up in front of jack and jolly roger and davy jones fighting

Joe has an awful knack of waking up in front of these fellows doesn't he?

Joe then takes a rum bottle he was hiding in his coat and slams it over Davy Jones's head.