But you are revived as a little girl. In embarrassment , you go and kill yourself.

ICOTS n stuff.

My crew realizes they said "littlz grlz revz" instead of "awsme cpn revz." They revive me appropiately and then leave you back on the Island of Davy. Yes, you get your own island!

ICOTS.

Yay! My own island! You get maimed by the Monster, who rescues me, eats you alive, and I become captain.

ICOTS.

ps: we should really post less on these activity threads.

I ban Davy for even considering the lessening of the frequency of the activities activity!

I shoot you and the monster, and boing the monster.

ICOTS.

Also, it may help if this wasn't the only game we posted on.

I use my staff winds and watch u blow off the ship.ICOTS.

That was the paper version of me, I'm still on the ship, and I order my crew to take you to the brig.

ICOTS.

I get a feather and tickle you and you fall in lava!

ICOTS!

I come back, extra crispy, and push you into the random vat of lava that appeared out of nowhere.

ICOTS.

ok.

ICOTS. :D

I shoot Davy for disobeying orders.

ICOTS.

I send Jack forward in time 5 billion years, to when our sun is doomed to die. The sun engulfs the inner planets as it is supposed to, and destroys Jack along with the entire Earth. However this is far in the future, and it only affects dear Jack, as I sent him there. On the other hand, I am pirating on my new ship! 5 billion years before the sun goes kaboom!

ICOTS

u become my cre w and live to serve me forev er
icots

I keeelll yooooouuu!!!!!

ICOTS

I pull a hair out of your nose and you cry.

ICOTS.

I tell you "No fighting in the war room!" While you laugh at this COD4 reference, I stab you in the eye with a rusty nine inch nail.

ICOTS.