1) Save Yourself By Sacrificing Jack
2) same thing as number 1 but also banning jack for stealing a joke from HARRY POTTER
3) Give Me You Rum
4)give me your rum
5)dont do anything & take my rum

5. Rum. Is. Good.

ok u drink my rum which is really firewhiskey!!!! You cant handle it & Your insides melt away & your Head Explodes, While The Explosion frees me!!!!!
PWNAGE!!
Me, Peter Stormshot ( check wiki ), Paul ( GM of Pauls Assassins ), Davy Fs., EdEd, & Zeppers Can Handle It!!!!!

1.Ban Everyone who can drink it
2.ban yourslef
3.all of the above

Sorry mate, but I get to post the next options.

Options?

1) Try to reanimate my dead remains.
2) Go out and drink some rum bottles.
3) Laugh at my pile of remains.
4) .depraW kaepS

5. plz
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Sorry, you have answered incorrectly. Try again.

2 & 1 plz. I Want To Reanimate You, BUT I Rly Like Rum!!!! :smiley19:
1. If i cant Have Both

You reanimate my dead remains. However, I look ghastly and gross. In thanks/hate, I bash your skull in.