I ban JJ for being random...

I ban muffin pirate as my first ban of the morning.

I ban my second ban as of now...

I ban Muffin for counting bans.

And yes, the Lord of Ludicrous, Deity of Destruction, Soverign of Saneless, King of Krazy, and your Monarch of Mayhem has returned.

I have an awful feeling somebody else named Jack has used those lines...

I ban Jack for being a noob.

I ban Davy for calling me a noob when he is co-authoring a story about a noob.

And I have to say, that last chapter was quite hilarious.

I ban Jack for thinking its funny to get vomited on.

I ban Davy, cuz for once, I agree with Jack o_O

I ban pib for agreeing with me. You are not pib. You are a clone implemented by Davy but fitted with a new brain so as to approve my thoughts, just to drive me insane and spout random things such as this!

I ban Jack for trying to sound smart.

I ban Davy for losing my Sorcerer Votes. Now I have to do them ALL over again.

I ban Sharky for whining. Now go and work!

I ban Davy for making me work... If someone didn't lose those votes I could've been doing something more important.

I ban Shark for wishing to do something mildly important. You are a noobanner! They don't do anything!

I ban Jack for trying to tax me.
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