Granted, but you are the Wicked Witch Of The West.

Edited because akamystic beat me to it...

Granted, AKA, they're the Queen Of Hearts' tarts... and she's in a chopping mood.

I wish for Delilah Darkside.

Granted but no idea who that is sooooo here have a cow


I wish for for AKA to be my servant

Granted.... I rebel and toss you into a maelstrom.

I wish for the rain to stop.

Granted, it stops for a millisecond, then starts up again.

I wish I didn't possess a cow.

Granted.... You're all wrapped up.

I wish for a pumpkin milkshake.

Granted. But did you think it was poison-free? Hahahaha...

I wish that a pirate I disliked would step in front of my cannon when I tell them to...

Granted.... But the cannon backfires.

I wish for no new updates on Test.

Granted, there are never any new updates so Test shuts down... then all the players in the game leave because there aren't any new updates, and POTCO shuts down with it.

I wish I could meet Applehead. (look her up in the Pirate Directory)

Granted..... Except she runs you through with a Cutlass.....

I wish for more room in inventory.

granted, but now you wish for a pony

I wish the updates would come out today

Granted, but they suck because they're supposed to be out far later in the year...

I wish for Stealth's new pony.

granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could has a cheezburger