oooooo max got told lol.
I would eat it.
WWYDI you trapped between 5 Black Harbingers?

I would freeze, look up at the sky, take a sip of rum, read "The Raven" by Eager Allen Poe, do 20 jumping jacks, and RUN

WWYDI you were about to hit level 40 and your account got terminated?

I'd call D and have them reinstated :)

WWDYI if I banned you? :D (Reading an earlier post... be careful on your answer LOL ;) )

i would make the big D ban you for banning me.
WWYDI you got killed by a lvl 1 gravedigger?

I would complain and never touch gravediggers again.

What would you do if POTCO was gone and you could not play it anymore?

I would yell at the top of my lungs "NO" until it came back

WWYDI The Zombie emote didn't exist anymore?

I'd have to sue POTCO...LOL

WWYDI the kneel emote came back?

i wouldn't care less....

WWYDI my ship could fly and attack anyone?

I'd cry out, "CHEATER!"

WWYDI I stole your online symbol?

i would yell cheater back at you.

WWYDI all level 40 pirates became enemies?

Then I'd become a level 40 pirate before it takes place...hehe

WWYDI on Halloween they have a server malfunction and we do not become undead?

Be a pirate.

WWYDI instead of turning into undead on Halloween, everyone had on pink tutus and wooden clogs?

I already have a Mod Pink Tutu.... so I'd just start Modding on POTCO :D

WWYDI thet told you that they could fix all the bugs... but the cost was that you could never play and have to sacrafic yourself from playing for the greater good...

I would dress a noob up like me to take the fall

WWYDI All the cows in the world were stolen by Seabeards?

I'd say, Got milk? oh right, no.

WWYDI I told you that I was not a real person?