I return from my voyage into the future, for 5 billion years into the future, interstellar space travel was invented, and I was on Glieza 581. I then stab Davy for good measure, and force Wdd to surrender by way of threatening him with a blunderbuss.

ICOTS.

Eat you heart out!

ICOTS.

But I didn't, and instead shot you with me trusy blunderbuss.

ICOTS.

I got a body made of steel. Your blunderbuss shot bounces off and hit you.

ICOTS.

It hit me in the arm, so I amputate it off. I then push you overboard and, since steel sinks, you rust in the seas.

ICOTS. Although, a one armed captain...

I chop off your other arm, and feed you to crocs.

ICOTS.

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I join the story and tp in front of davy. he says, "who are you?" i am not in the mood for conversation, so i burn davy with me staff and throw him over board.:laughks2:
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I come back, with artificial arms, and an arm with a hook to boot, and stab you with me newly found hooky.

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I lure you underground while you are drunk on rum. I tell you that I have a very rare type of rum down in the catacombs under the carnival. Then, when we are nice and deep, I chain you to a wall, and bury you alive! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ahem. ICOTS

That was my stunt double, Jak Shipsteel. I stab you with me hooky, and bury you in the pit with Jak.

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Since you didn't notice my Poe reference, you die.

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PWNED

I come back alive because I wanted to. I then stab Davy numerous times for coming back to a Poe Reference. "Why -stab- must you -stab- keep- stab- bringing this- stab- up!"

ICOTS.

I live through the stabbing, cuz you were stabbing me with a rubber knife. I then stab you with a real dagger coated in poison. "Take -stab- this -stab- Jackie Wackie -stab-!

P.S. The story that was from was The Cask of Amontillado

That was Wacko Jacko, my other stunt double, although it could be considered a stunt triple. I then push you overboard and into the Kraken's mouth, where he devours you wholly.

ICOTS.

P.S. You didn't say ICOTS.

That was my stunt double, Davy Wavy (thank you to Pieisbetter2). I stab you.

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