I ban Davy for using his self-titled ban.

Go put some bottles of rum on the wall, worker!

I ban Jack for thinking I am his slave. I will not post on the rum thread.

I ban Davy for ignoring his duty. Every pirate loves rum, so why don't help the cause?

I ban Jack. You know we are only putting it up there so the mods can have it right?

I ban Davy for not knowing that as you put some bottles of rum on the wall, you please the rum masters. Rum Masters like to be pleased.

I ban Jack, the wannabe rum master.

I ban Davy for not realizing I already AM one.

Check page 27 of the Current Rum game.

I ban our new noob Rum Master. Now go light this match over by the rum barrels and begone!

I ban Davy, for he knows he wants to be one.

I ban Jack for thinking he can read my mind. I am here to ban people and write great stories. That is all. :P

I ban Davy for I'll accept his story. This time.

I ban Jack for banning davy for accepting Davy's story this time

I ban Filly for doing the obvious ban.

I ban Jack for banning me

I ban Filly for banning Jack for banning her.