You bragged about having Domino's in guild chat last night. I'm sure there are leftovers.

Give me a Shrunken Head.

can't unless you provide the head for me to shrink. maybe a navy bloke?

give me some antiacid.

This is the pirate days. If you want medicine, I advise you to go to Doc Grog.

Give me a peanut butter sandwich.

sorry... I tried but I ate it...

go get the doc for me!

I can't my feet are glued to the floor.

Un-glue me.

sorry mate I lost me un-gluing tools....

kill El patron alone.

i left my weapons in my house


get me three war ships

not enough gold.

give me all of your gold.

Excuse
 

But i gave it away buying a light sloop.



Make me a ship that shoots fury broadsides!

I can't

get me a ship with explosives broadsides!!!

no can do mate

Make me a general!!

sorry mate can't do it


make a rum flavored milk bone for me.

milk bone? whats that?

get me rare rum

a dog treat mate.... I have none left I drank it

give me a liver.... I drank to much rum HAHA!

srry mine is already dead from rum poison

give me waffles:laughks2::laughks2: