I ban Davy for trying to avoid the inevitable.

We can do this the easy way, the mildly unpleasant way, or the horrid way.

I ban Jack. Aye, I'll take the horrid way. It would end with you meeting The Monster. Except the way he does things make the horrid way look like the uber amazingly easy way.

I ban Davy for choosing the horrid way. Oh... I empathize what will become of you.

-picks up phone-

Yes... Yes, I'll hold.

-elevator music-

Cutler? Good to hear from you! Now, about that promise you made me. Well, debt...

I ban Jack for trying to phone Cutler Bucket.

I ban Davy for being historically accurate. Fine!

-writes letter, sends to 1 EITC Lane, Britain-

Alright, now, expect to have a surprise in the next couple of days.

I ban Jack for still pretending I am a noobanner. Hehe... The jokes up mate...

I ban Jack, for it will be YOU who has the surprise.

I ban Davy for throwing a surprise New Year's Party! Where's the rum?

I ban Jack for trying to find ways to get my rum.

I ban Davy for saying suxh nonsense. I expected rum. Not your rum. I prefer to keep it away.

I ban Jack for making a typo.

I ban Davy for mot making a typo...

I ban Muffin as my first ban in the new year!

I ban Jack a happy New Year!

I ban Muffin for not banning me a merry new year.

Merry > Happy.