Drive a forklift while texting? Read the manual to figure out.

Hey! Why's my manual all...

...unread? Who reads the manual anymore?

Who! Did you just...

...see him flying?

I love to sail around...

Davy Fireskull to make him mad!

Can you please...

Load my cannon for me?

Oh no! It's the return of...

the Evil Menace We Call Slouyx!

What is this...

I saw that.

...delicious Strawberry Rhubarb Pie doing on the kitchen counter? I'll just take that...

Now why is it that....

Strange looking man stealing my pie from the window?! Darn HOOLIGAN!

It's a bird... It's a plane.. It's...

Captain David Henry Fireskull! And You are about to give him rum!

Hey look at that computer...

Burning because it was a PC.. MACS FTW!

Whoa, I am not...

very sane am I?

How is it that....

CST doesn't think I'm sane?! D:

Is it weird that...

Hookshot isn't sane? No.

Why do you.....

Make fun of my awesomeness?

Hi my name is...

Noob.

Why don't you....