I ban rich because dark is no noobaner

you sure?.... I ban Dog a wannabee noobanner for trying to help DP the noobanner.... shame on you

I ban Rich for making false accusations.

I skip ban rich because I've been here almost as long as you...

I skip ban Rich because Dog is a Grasshoppa, in fact the only banner on this page who is a noobanner is you... This might be a nice time to test that Cat of Nine Tails Davy got me!

I ban MA for getting violent

I ban MA because everyone on this page besides Dog and myself are noobanners.

I ban CST because Juliana named me a Grasshoppa, and then Davy gave me a job.

I ban Sharky for banning himself, and admitting that he and Dog are in fact noobanners.

I ban Skype because I typed too fast, check again. And MA, you haven't been around long enough to be promoted, so you are in fact a noobanner.

I ban CST because I have been banning as long as Dog, and as a Ban Master once said "once you earn something you can't un-earn it" and I earned my title.

I ban MA because Dog has been banning longer than you.

I ban sharky for allowing his edit to be shown and I ban you all for talking about me while I was gone.

I ban Dog because you were still viewing the thread.

I ban MA because I forgot to close the tab..